Archived Poachers using science papers to target newly discovered species (theguardian.com)
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Archived Poachers using science papers to target newly discovered species (theguardian.com)
submitted ago by causuistry
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[–] leweb 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
We just need to convince the Chinese that poacher's dick cures cancer.
[–] Zaoldyeck 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
I wish violent people just hunted these poachers instead of joining ISIS and stuff. There's few people I hate as much as them, I wish they'd all just get hunted down and killed in a form of poetic justice.
[–] BonerWizard 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Is it illegal to kill poachers? We could possibly start a unofficial poacher hunting club. I really just want a wall of fresh mounted skulls without being an edgelord or serial killer guys.
[–] causuistry [S] 1 point 5 points 6 points (+6|-1) ago
http://www.voanews.com/content/iraq-war-veteran-battles-rhino-poachers-in-africa-138338229/159563.html
[–] NeedMoarGuitars 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
What a terrific use of his military skills.
[–] CarlosShyamalan 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I think Kenya passed a law at some point that made poachers into outlaws, who could legally be put down. Dont quote me on that during your trial though :p
[–] mamwad 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Humans can be real cunts.
[–] 3748681? 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
So what we need to do is release the 'location' of a bunch of new exotic animals somewhere in a country with little to no laws.
Then fucking kill every poacher that shows up
[–] Marquis177 ago
Why don't they just capture some to prevent extinction?
[–] pepepepepe ago
Is this the part where I plug groups like COMACO that end poaching and environmental destruction through a free market approach?
[–] Pwning4Ever 2 points -1 points 1 point (+1|-2) ago (edited ago)
They should start making these publishes private. Its not worth having a bunch of species go extinct. There is natural selection and then there is whiped out by humans.
[–] 123_456 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Well, they've already thought of a solution, which is they just hide the location of these animals.
[–] Le_Squish ago
Document, describe and move on the same way we do with human subjects that have personal information that needs to be protected.