[–] theoldonez 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

zeptosecond the new premature ejaculation standard

[–] rspix000 [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

My SO can call me the zeptosecond man.

[–] MisterGrieves 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

So she is hot as fuck?

[–] Tallest_Skil 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is the shortest timespan that has ever been measured

Like… in a lab? Because we’ve already defined yoctoseconds and the Planck second as shorter.

[–] boekanier ago 

Time to get philosophical: what is time?

[–] Moomoofarm ago 

Time it takes a photon to cross half a hydrogen atom.

I now hold the record science fags

[–] uvulectomy ago 

This is still about 3x longer than the time between Trump finishing a sentence, and a leftist calling him a "fascist" for whatever it is he said.

[–] ScannerDarkly ago  (edited ago)

But not quite as quick as the time it takes some faggot to try and make conversation political.