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[–] Luis_Sphincta 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't forget about the ankle monitor burglaries. It's like a lifehack. Just in case you've forgotten which places you've knocked over, the helpful little monitor will keep track of all of them for you.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Once saw a nigger go through wallmart self-checkout. The kind with face monitors. Paid for what he could with EBT, then just walked out with another $300 of stuff in the cart. I notified the (incredibly fat an inattentive) cash wrangler, and she was just like, "oh, guess I'll call the manager then."

So they have his face, his card, his purchases, and witnesses. I'm sure he didn't have a fun time the next time he got pulled over.