[–] BurqaFart 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Crustaceans are water insects. Crab meat may as well be giant roach meat. I just can’t do it.

[–] mudbear 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thats exactly my thought. just underwater bugs who can grow bigger underwater due to gravity having a lesser effect on them shedding their exoskeletons.

[–] Inaminit 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

It's soo yummy & delicious!... Like vampire garlic for jews!

[–] Inaminit 4 points 5 points (+9|-4) ago 

Amazing, I've known this since I was 3.

[–] newoldwave 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Got a Phd at 3 yrs old.

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[–] ratsmack [S] 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Not everyone has your genius intellect... now go make a scientific discovery that will save humanity.

[–] aztlanshark 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I don’t think he’s praising himself. Just pointing out that it’s pretty much common knowledge.

Bonus Anifact: Hyenas are cats

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I declare that, due to common links via the horseshoe crab, spiders are related to scorpions.

[–] phillyjoe 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

in 1881 evolutionary biologist E. Ray Lankester placed them solidly in a group more similar to spiders and scorpions.

Bad news, others have as well

[–] Drunkenst 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Seen them stacked one atop another seven high on end of Long Beach Island NJ. Medical research benefiting humans being done using them from what I’ve read.

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[–] viperguy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I read that 20 years ago in a biology book. I guess now they used DNA or other precise classifications.

[–] tom9152 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Lobsters are scorpions. no neck, two pincers, and flippy tail.

[–] Wolfspider 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I loved grabbing and turning them over and chasing my girlfriend with the legs all waving around.