[–] ardvarcus 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

Does anybody doubt that orangutans could run Detroit better than the apes who are running it today?

[–] 22trilionAsecond 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Unlike humans, orangutans don’t kill each other. Orangutans don’t kill humans, either. Orangutans are peaceful

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That's nothing. Great North American Pavement Apes spontaneously extend their arms for free shit!

[–] TrumpSemen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

goat comment of the week

[–] Baconmon 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

So they have now out-evolved niggers?..

[–] ChiComs 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

True! look at bottom of this list of IQ from composited science paper research :

https://iq-research.info/en/average-iq-by-country

Sri Lanka - 79 IQ !!!
Zambia - 79
Democratic Republic of the Congo - 78
Nepal - 78
Qatar - 78
Comoros - 77
South Africa - 77
Cape Verde - 76
Congo - 76
Mauritania - 76
Senegal - 76
Mali - 74
Namibia - 74
Ghana - 73
Tanzania - 72
Central African Republic - 71
Jamaica - 71
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - 71
Sudan - 71
Antigua and Barbuda - 70
Benin - 70
Botswana - 70
Rwanda - 70
Togo - 70
Burundi - 69
Cote d'Ivoire - 69
Ethiopia - 69
Malawi - 69
Niger - 69
Angola - 68
Burkina Faso - 68
Chad - 68
Djibouti - 68
Somalia - 68
Swaziland - 68
Dominica - 67
Guinea - 67
Guinea-Bissau - 67
Haiti - 67
Lesotho - 67
Liberia - 67
Saint Kitts and Nevis - 67
Sao Tome and Principe - 67
The Gambia - 66
Cameroon - 64
Gabon - 64
Mozambique - 64
Saint Lucia - 62
Equatorial Guinea - 59 IQ !!!

The smartest countries all have the least brown or black skins.

Orangutans have been seen mimicking humans that they watched from a distance, including using bars of soap in a river cleaning. The aps pilfered soap and cleaned themselves.

Cleveland pavement apes don't even bathe often, and wallow in their nig stench!

Orangutans do like to scrub up.

[–] GapingAnus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hah! We beat Sweden (only thing that matters on any list).

[–] DFW 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I really doubt the accuracy of this tale. The Boers of SA don't raise the SA IQ above 77? Yeah, I really think there's something wrong with the protocol of the study.

[–] C_Corax 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Two orangutans even solved both tasks within the first minutes of the very first trial.

That's actually really interesting. That tells me the solutions they come up with are 'designed' and not made by trial and error. Would be interesting to set up an experiment that would require an extra bend and see if they would still come up with a solution.

[–] Holonomic 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Still thousands of years ahead of American Nogs

[–] theHare 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

there was one in a zoo in nebraska where the orangutan was picking locks with a piece of metal he hid in his gums.

[–] TrumpSemen 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

it must have been half nigger, thief DNA

[–] xberb 4 points 1 points (+5|-4) ago 

The responses here are incredibly predicable

Pathetic.

[–] Butterbread 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Oohhh, yours is good though. A bit too whiny little bitch for my taste, but so very unique and special. Good job, you snowflake

[–] MrThursday 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

its also incredibly predictable to hear someone say there’s a storm coming when there are dark clouds in the sky, fellow intellectual

[–] xberb 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Keep looking at your screen creating your own storm and you'll see whatever you want

[–] forget-me-not [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ha, I debated whether I should post it or not. One or two years ago, it might have been a little different.

[–] SocksOnCats 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I hate fuckin’ monkeys. I hate all of them.

[–] forget-me-not [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

U hate urself?

Post some cats with socks, then. Faggot.