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[–] revfelix 1 points 28 points (+29|-1) ago 

Well shit, there is a relevant XKCD for everything.

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[–] YouveSeenTheButcher 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] alphasnail 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

This isn't the only solar observatory on the planet so shutting this one down is inconsequential if they are trying to hide something about a solar storm or extraterrestrials.

If they needed to check up on their security for national security concerns then I don't see why they would need to completely vacate the facility.

Given the FBI's political partisanship I would guess they are performing another secret mission to help Democrats somehow.

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

seven observatories have been shut down, not one, what if all of the other observatories are under government control

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[–] alphasnail 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I didnt see anything about seven observatories getting shut down in this article.

If that's the case then they're probably going to orchestrate a disaster that could have otherwise been debunked had the observatories remained staffed. Probably a solar flare that damages infrastructure, but their won't be proof so maybe they'll blame Trump or Russia or something.

Typical FBI and their false flags after all.

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[–] viperguy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

dead old web cams down for months, NOT other observatories, just WEB CAMS. lies and propaganda.

ONLY ONE chinese spy infiltrated observatory shut down

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[–] 13832983? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'ts nothing like that

Governments have had projection technology for a long ass time

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[–] ShitPostMcGee 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Well if everything's about to be fucked by a solar flare then I'm not cutting the lawn this weekend.

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[–] ErrantCognition 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Finally, a sane reaction

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[–] jarvoid 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

i allowed the dogs to destroy the lawn. now, i rake up dog shit instead of mowing. is that preferable????

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[–] midnightblue1335 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My area's about to be fucked by a hurricane- that's my excuse for not mowing the lawn this week.

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[–] old-dawg77 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

With 25 inches of rain?---You should be out planting rice.

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[–] YouveSeenTheButcher 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What's a little rain and wind?
I can't mow the lawn becuase there's a hurricane."
Pathetic.

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[–] waringi 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Do it at night, ya dumbfuck /s

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[–] EmergencyBroadcast 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

I hope it's good aliens.

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[–] TypicalVoaters 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

i hope they just come and fuck our shit up

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[–] freedumbz 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

If you check jewgle maps you find that Holloman AFB in Alamagordo, NM is about 2 miles from the observatory by way the crow flies. The idea that chinks were using security cameras to spy on the base there is starting to really check out. And if the post office was involved it would mean the brain dead chinks were fucking mailing intel back to the homeland.

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[–] Landrictree 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Then why have 6 other observatories been shut down as well?

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[–] viperguy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

NO OTHER OBSERVATORIES SHUT DOWN! old web cams have been down for months but they are misinformation

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[–] freedumbz 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Not sure. I'd have to look at them individually. For this single case though it does make a lot of sense.

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[–] EmergencyBroadcast 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

The last time this happened was 911

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[–] EmergencyBroadcast 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

On 911 2001 the observatories were raided and staff told to get out.

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[–] Nalbarcam 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

source

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[–] AbsoluteLunatic 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

:) it's my Dad

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[–] copper_spartan 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

No, it’s your mama. She’s so ugly they had to shut down all the observatories in case someone gets a good look at her.

Sorry, not sure where that came from.

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[–] TheEdgeLorde 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

Don't talk about my son like that.

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[–] TheEdgeLorde 3 points 4 points (+7|-3) ago 

Wow...

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

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[–] fuckmyreddit 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Why is the Alamo Gordo News article written by a third grader with limited english?

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[–] HillbillyGoat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Average IQ in New Mexico is 96.5. It's much lower if you're in media.

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[–] WitnesstheSalt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I assume it's a limited interest filler article for a local fishwrap, and got about as much proofreading as you would expect.

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[–] CarpetDime 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's Alamogordo, are YOU in third grade, you chucklefucks

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