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[–] goatboy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Plot twist: they're all named meep.

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[–] SChalice 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My dolphin name is Reek

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[–] puggy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

or Flipper

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I can't believe they would ever think otherwise. Meanwhile, dolphins are shocked to learn that humans have to drive around in automobiles.

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[–] Mike123 [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Neat. Dolphins are clever creatures.

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[–] irelandLost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Fuck you you bottle nosed kike" said the antisemitic dolphin.

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[–] modsrcuntz 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

More importantly....DOLPHIN PIMPS BRUH!! Lol Uh we need to ban dolphins due to their sexist male heirchy...we should start giving male dolphins hormone blockers and let them know as baby dolphins gender is a social construct...they don’t even have to be dolphin, they can be birds if they feel it. Let’s also imprison any dolphins who disagree with any of the above. And btw your the crazy one not me. - libtards everywhere

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[–] irelandLost 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

A bird told me recently that she didn't like dolphins cos 40% of dolphin sex is rape and she doesn't like rapists. Without even looking into whether such a bizarre stat had any grounding in reality I suggested that it's simply a mating pattern/technique if such a large proportion of a species' mating behaviour is practiced that way. No, she insisted, they're rapists. Feminism did this.

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[–] Guy_Justsome 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The article is one giant ridiculous anthropomorphic characterization of animal behavior as an underwater frat house.

Your parallel to rape gangs is just as valid.

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[–] Neinlife 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

i hope they call each other names like dicknose, cockface, and Professor Snotbox

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[–] BB-3 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Plot twist: the males all call the females by the same name, Bii-ii-iiitch

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[–] Wowbagger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Further twist: Funnily enough, they use that only variations of that name for all of the males too.

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