[–] stealthninjataliban 2 points 69 points (+71|-2) ago 

They found Shia LeBuff's "He will not divide us flag"

NASA is /pol/

[–] ARsandOutdoors 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Comments like this is why I continue to come here. Have an upvoat

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If that bastard beats Elon to Mars i will eat my shoe

[–] skruf 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] RabbisSukBabyDikBlud 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

He will not divide us. He will not divide us. He will not divide us.

[–] punchingtrees 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

He will nut inside us.

[–] XSS1337 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

nice 20 hr account shill

[–] SupermanReborn 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

Unless it's life I don't give a fuck

[–] HorseIsDead 2 points 20 points (+22|-2) ago 

100% it's going to be "we found a few nanoparticles of liquid water" or some stupid fucking pointless thing that would have been cool 40 years ago but is ancient news by today's standards.

[–] HarlandKornfeld14 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah, they probably just verified a widely-speculated hypothesis so it won't be major news. It's a reasonable guess anyway. It's okay to be skeptical of the hype.

[–] HappyMealBullshit 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Even if it's non-intelligent life I don't really give a fuck. Finding some bacteria or microbes on another rock in outer space? Cool fact to know, but that makes zero practical difference to my life or anyone else's.

[–] polydog65 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It doesn't? because you know that it makes the chance of intelligent life existing on other planets much higher, no? The fact that life may be on multiple planets in one solar system at all could be a shock.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

We're under contract with the Martian government NOT to reveal their existence!

[–] 12969768 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Go look at Secure Team 10's newest 2 videos if you want to see what is going on. Super cool.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Aren't they pretty much CGI bullshit? Or are they legit?

[–] uab 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A rebel base, but they estimate it's been deserted for some time.

[–] RevanProdigalKnight 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.

[–] newoldwave [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

How can Curiosity take a picture of itself from a distance?

[–] valk2 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago  (edited ago)

A question I have always wondered myself. Also it is alway's a fisheye lens shot. I heard a reasonable explanation at one point but I've forgotten it.

The bigger question, if it is on mars, who is CLEANING THE DAMN ROVER. It has been cleaned multiple times.


I doubt the announcement will be significant. If they had gone to Gaymede Ganymede or Europa I would expect a bigger announcement.

I could be wrong and I hope I am though.

Edit: @8_billion_eaters caught my spelling mistake and this is one time it counts. Thank you!

Edit2: It was life on Mars. Bigger than I expected. This might lead to more disclosure.

[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

You're thinking of Ganymede. That's the one that orbits Jupiter. Gaymede orbits Uranus.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I think the rover licks itself like a cat.

[–] pocketForceNapkin 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wind on Mars blows the sand/dirt off of Curiosity.

Curiosity has more then one camera to take pictures.

[–] 77777 6 points -3 points (+3|-6) ago 

Its like you normies can see its fake but just cannot admit the truth to yourself because its too painful... hahaha

[–] RaiFighter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Multiple cameras, taking multiple pictures, which are assembled into an entire image.

[–] shawnfromnh69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe they hooked it up with a super long selfie stick.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

It has a phone stick duh!!! Or they make a satellite to follow close behind just to take photo's

[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Yeah right. The day NASA admits anything about ET, is the day the jew no longer holds power in the USG.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh cool! I hope it's an announcement about extra-Terrestrial live, in that case!

[–] Troll 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They found rich oil and gold reserves guarded by an evil Martian dictator who refuses democracy, multiculturalism and diversity. Guess NATO now has to bomb Mars and feee the fuck out of.

[–] shawnfromnh69 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gold and stuff is fine but finding one of those super rare elements that only meteors deposit would be better since some are worth 100x more than gold since there are only a few pounds or ounces ever found but have exceptional qualities for manufacturing.

[–] Zalmoxis 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So now we have news about news? Great...

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[–] heroinwinsagain 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

they found a movie set. god dam retards.

[–] polydog65 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They found Matt Damon again... god damn it

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