Archived What has NASA found on Mars? Get set for major announcement (foxnews.com)
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Archived What has NASA found on Mars? Get set for major announcement (foxnews.com)
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[–] stealthninjataliban 2 points 69 points 71 points (+71|-2) ago
They found Shia LeBuff's "He will not divide us flag"
NASA is /pol/
[–] ARsandOutdoors 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
Comments like this is why I continue to come here. Have an upvoat
[–] Gravspeed ago
If that bastard beats Elon to Mars i will eat my shoe
[–] skruf 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
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[–] RabbisSukBabyDikBlud 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
He will not divide us. He will not divide us. He will not divide us.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 9 points 10 points (+10|-1) ago
[–] XSS1337 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
nice 20 hr account shill
[–] [deleted] 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
[–] 12969503? 2 points 20 points 22 points (+22|-2) ago
100% it's going to be "we found a few nanoparticles of liquid water" or some stupid fucking pointless thing that would have been cool 40 years ago but is ancient news by today's standards.
[–] HarlandKornfeld14 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago (edited ago)
Yeah, they probably just verified a widely-speculated hypothesis so it won't be major news. It's a reasonable guess anyway. It's okay to be skeptical of the hype.
[–] HappyMealBullshit 1 point 3 points 4 points (+4|-1) ago
Even if it's non-intelligent life I don't really give a fuck. Finding some bacteria or microbes on another rock in outer space? Cool fact to know, but that makes zero practical difference to my life or anyone else's.
[–] polydog65 ago (edited ago)
It doesn't? because you know that it makes the chance of intelligent life existing on other planets much higher, no? The fact that life may be on multiple planets in one solar system at all could be a shock.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
We're under contract with the Martian government NOT to reveal their existence!
[–] 12969768? 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Go look at Secure Team 10's newest 2 videos if you want to see what is going on. Super cool.
[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Aren't they pretty much CGI bullshit? Or are they legit?
[–] uab 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago (edited ago)
A rebel base, but they estimate it's been deserted for some time.
[–] RevanProdigalKnight 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I told you she would never consciously betray the Rebellion.
[–] newoldwave [S] 0 points 12 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago
How can Curiosity take a picture of itself from a distance?
[–] [deleted] 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago (edited ago)
[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 14 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago
You're thinking of Ganymede. That's the one that orbits Jupiter. Gaymede orbits Uranus.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
I think the rover licks itself like a cat.
[–] pocketForceNapkin 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Wind on Mars blows the sand/dirt off of Curiosity.
Curiosity has more then one camera to take pictures.
[–] 77777 6 points -3 points 3 points (+3|-6) ago
Its like you normies can see its fake but just cannot admit the truth to yourself because its too painful... hahaha
[–] RaiFighter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Multiple cameras, taking multiple pictures, which are assembled into an entire image.
[–] shawnfromnh69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Maybe they hooked it up with a super long selfie stick.
[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
It has a phone stick duh!!! Or they make a satellite to follow close behind just to take photo's
[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Yeah right. The day NASA admits anything about ET, is the day the jew no longer holds power in the USG.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Oh cool! I hope it's an announcement about extra-Terrestrial live, in that case!
[–] Troll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They found rich oil and gold reserves guarded by an evil Martian dictator who refuses democracy, multiculturalism and diversity. Guess NATO now has to bomb Mars and feee the fuck out of.
[–] shawnfromnh69 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Gold and stuff is fine but finding one of those super rare elements that only meteors deposit would be better since some are worth 100x more than gold since there are only a few pounds or ounces ever found but have exceptional qualities for manufacturing.
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[–] Wonder_Boy ago
Meta
[–] heroinwinsagain 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
they found a movie set. god dam retards.
[–] polydog65 ago
They found Matt Damon again... god damn it