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[–] Hall_of_Cost 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Worst case scenario the enzymes start eating people due to all the plastic we ingest.

Best case scenario we discover a way to use these enzymes in our own bodies, letting them eat up plastics we've ingested and thusly keeping us safe from any dangers that come with ingesting small amounts of plastic on a regular basis.

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[–] carlip 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

no only your fancy new heart valves

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If there's bacteria growing in your heart unchecked then you have bigger problems than that it might be able to degrade your implants.

I'd be more worried about it eating things like windows and cars. Imagine if plastic cladding on cars started occasionally dropping off on the highway because the supports got munched. Or if storms could suddenly rip through skyscrapers because the windows got mouldy.

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[–] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

HPOP's butt plugs would disintegrate upon insertion.

Unless they got all fancy with gold ones bedazzled with diamonds.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

listen fuckin six million dollar man, youre not human, deal with it.

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[–] Sgxeahydexh 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Easy there David hogg