[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago 

The dick in their mouth is usally the give away.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Bang 320 chics and you're a stud, but fuck up and suck one little dick on a dark and snowy drunk night and you're the biggest queer that ever was. Ask that old man who hangs around SBBH @heygeorge because he knows somebody like this

[–] irelandLost 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

A single gay experience doesn't make you a fag. And I should know, I've had dozens of single gay experiences and am as straight as an arrow

[–] Phierce_Phlegaton 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

it's the dark snowy drunk night that tells all.

[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bang 320 chics ...

but fuck up and suck one little dick

"Over compensation"

[–] hamsterjammed 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Anyone in a frat knows this doesn't make you gay!

It's the eyes. AI can zoom in and measure the pupil to determine if it's reflecting or refracting the flash. Gays refract, straights reflect, its why they're gay, no souls

[–] ZenAtheist 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

If this was online so you could upload pictures to it and get results, that would be amazing.

[–] SHIVASHIVASHIVA 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

It’s fake.

[–] BlockMe 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

[–] kasthegikes 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Translation: "submit your mugshot to our facial recognition data base under the guise of curiosity and validation."

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Post your pic OP so we can verify.

[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

No need, OP is always a faggot.

[–] Tazzermalt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The butch haircut give it away?

[–] stealthninjataliban 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Agreed. It's not actually an accomplishment. Show me 5 pictures of a random dude's dating profile and getting a 91% GAYDAR reading is easy.

[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And the hair in unnatural color.

[–] totes_magotes 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

AKA "gaydar"

[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sucide boths, gaydars we are way ahead of Futurama.

[–] Runaway-White-Slave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes AI, which was only created through the faulty intelligence of humans, I'm sure it's perfect...

Actually fags do kinda have a look to them though, and pretty-boys who aren't necessarily fudge-packers get accused of being fudge-packers for looking even remotely like fudge-packers, because people hate pretty-boys who slay the pussy....

[–] irelandLost 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Had a friend like that when I was young. Pretty boy, very effeminate, but got loads of birds. Lie ended when he was 25, last I heard he was shacked up with some older bloke. They usually are fags even if they haven't admitted it yet.

[–] zbou 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It ain't easy being this pretty but it's not my fault you're all so ugly

[–] redlegmike 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This is bullshit.

[–] dayofthehope [S] 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

something about this triggered the gays?

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