[–] NeoGoat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I know untold medical secrets.... Of course, I can't tell them, as then they would then cease to be both untold and secrets.

[–] Goat_Cheese_Cake 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

even humans haven't figured out

Did orangutans write the article?

[–] knightwarrior41 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

wut? lol

[–] Gowdy [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah the auto generated title is clickbait as hell. Apparently they chew a plant w/ pain relieving properties and apply the paste to sore parts of their body.