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[–] snarkon 7 points 6 points (+13|-7) ago 

Oh wow, another cured diabetic mouse. What a pile of horseshit. Not a SINGLE mouse-cure for type-1 diabetes has been proven in humans. NONE. I can't believe in this day and age these articles by specious researchers keep getting printed. I mean, when I was diagnosed as type-1 over 40 years ago, my parents were cutting the mouse-cure articles out of the newspapers. I think they stopped just a few years later, hundreds on hundreds of failed "cures" later.

Not even the worst gambler can go to Vegas and lose every single bet, every single damn bet. There's always a buck out there to win, even if just one. The diabetic mouse-cure people are a PERFECT zero-for-all attempts. Think about that, thousands on thousands of cured mice, not a SINGLE cured human. For decades on decades.

OK, now cue the researcher Voat-poster, the purist who insists I'm a downer, I don't read the papers, that they're work is in earnest. My answer? Prove it. You haven't ever, so my safest, surest bet is that tomorrow and the next day and the next year, you'll fail again. As you have time after time, right after you publish your exciting article about curing another diabetic mouse. And let's be honest here, there aren't even a lot of diabetic mice out there. The "scientists" just mangle the poor critters pancreas in a lab with a scalpel or a pin, voila, a perfect recreation of naturally occurring human diabetes! Keep publishing these papers, I keep reminding everyone of the failure of diabetic mouse cures. ALL of them; EVERY ONE. Failed.

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[–] turtlesarepureevil 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

People only care about type 2. Praying to lord beetus for a cure.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Doctors prescribe diet and exercise to fight type 2 . Works in most cases except where the patient refuses to diet and exercise.

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[–] RemoveOverfats 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That sucks for you, but type 1 diabetes is a tiny fringe obscure disease that no one really cares about. Type 2 diabetes however is basically ruining the health of humanity and it's almost entierly due to fatasses eating too much and not moving enough.

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[–] Sullysq 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like to think of type 2 as the cure for humanity's obesity. Either as motivation to get their shit together or it'll hopefully kill them before they can breed more hams.

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[–] Sullysq 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

What's he wrong about exactly?

You know the cure for type 1? Prove it.

Source or GTFO.

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[–] R3M1ND 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wonder how long it took to find a diabetic mouse....

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[–] HugoFord 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Stop eating carbs and you can reverse the progression of type 2.

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[–] Turnip_Time 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

It's not new if it's eight months old.

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[–] R34p_Th3_Wh0r1w1nd 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Type 2 maybe.

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[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well maybe we can help the lazy ones with ad campaigns. Daily commercials that show on daytime TV.

Something like, "get off your fat ass and stop watching TV, or better yet, quit eating!" An hourly fat-shaming might be good.

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I dont know what my pancreas does therefore I dont care about it. Please teach me how to repair my liver.

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[–] DrShitlord 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Stop drinking booze

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I would prefer to find alcohol that is not harmful to the liver. There is a proper topic for scientific study.

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[–] RustyEquipment 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

haha oh man, enjoy pancreatitis then... cause i had one shot of jameson and lost 60 pounds cause of it and dont drink shit now.

Not a common thing, but man.. drinking and tobacco aint helping your liver or pancreas... or ass hah

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[–] UchihaMadara 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

@MaFishTacosDaBombBro you're not a scientist, nor can you write properly. You're an autard. "New research from 8 months ago" LOL.

P.S. "Sciencealert.com" isn't a credible source, you donkey-brained moron.

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[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

do you have proof that you do not have donkey brains yourself?

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[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh come on, look. It is an old article, but in the title it said 'new research'. I wanted to use the original title but at the same time differentiate that it's actually 8 months old.

Am I a donkey-brained moron? Maybe, but that's not the point. The point is, a clear cure to diabetes might be a reality.