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[–] Datagod 1 points 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

Good luck getting cows into the ocean.

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[–] 6602712? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well, it's Queensland, so the ocean is really close. (Just like the way everybody in Florida can see the ocean out of the front door, and the Gulf out of the back door.)

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

But they have to fight a crowd of zombies and shit to get to the water!

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[–] gosso920 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And can see Cuba from their house!

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[–] RobintheDungGatherer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've seen cows feeding on seaweed on a vacation in Greece way back, they seemed quite fond of it.

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[–] Biscuitbaiter 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Clearly that is an emo cow going out to drown itself in the Sea.

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[–] ginx2666 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Throw some cake and extra big pads into it, and they'll go.

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[–] Luke_Luck 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Trebuchet, or a cowtapult.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Well, with cows, those are just mouth farts.

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

TIL

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[–] Amadameus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Different microbial process, unfortunately.

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[–] morkathell 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It has to be a specific type of seaweed.

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Cows will eat just about anything... Here is a cow eating a baby chicken tied to a string: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXhElaGCZVU Not for the squeamish.

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[–] ElectroGypsy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

They are opportunistic carnivores. Deer do the same thing.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I bet a good few vegetarians are going to try to make a point of eating fewer cows now!

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[–] Alopix 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Lol, wat. It's so nonchalant about it.

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[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

We really need to get this into production. 2% of a cow's diet is a huge amount of seaweed but it can't be that expensive to produce right?

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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

fortunately seaweed is already used for many human food products, so it would not be too much of a bother.

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[–] jeegte12 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

seaweed farming is pretty easy. just need space, and the ocean isn't exactly crowded.

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[–] damnittohell 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Or stop feeding them grains.

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[–] elgindelta 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Does it work for blue Pitt bulls? Cuz seriously, mine is a methane factory level environmental disaster

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've got a low rider (possibly bully) and he is bad too.

I feed my doggies (the other is a bridle AmPitt) Rachel Ray food. I know it's still shit food but I do mix it with Caesar's soft and both stopped gasing me.

I have been planning to go with Eukanuba because the company I work actualky know the guy who makes the formula for their food. But! Apparently, gas is a major problem. So ... I'm just gonna wait for my pay raise and enjoy the air.

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[–] elgindelta 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lulz seriously I'm sure I could catch a fine from the EPA if pets had inspections

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[–] carnold03 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Does this mean the seaweed acts as a preservative or methane neutralizer?

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Probably neutralizer

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