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[–] GIF-lLL-S0NG ago 

Mosquitoes can and do transmit the disease by biting birds or other mammals so there is little that can be done by the government.

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[–] iamjanesleftnipple ago 

Just get some Bolivian Tree Lizards to eat the birds!

Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.

Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?

Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.

Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?

Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.

Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!

Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.