Archived New $5,000 Multimedia Computer System Downloads Real-Time TV Programs, Displays Them On Monitor (theonion.com)
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'"With the Compaq Presario 6000 and a few reasonably priced add-ons, you'll never have to watch TV on a television again."'
'"Once this device is perfected, computer users will actually be able to convert bread into toast. '
'A sound card enabling users to enjoy the sound that accompanies the downloaded TV images is also available for $349. '
'It is this revolutionary new chip that will enable the Presario 6000 to play television programs on its monitor, a capability virtually unheard-of in an electronic device. '
'The Presario 6000 will be the first computer to feature the forthcoming 550 MHz Intel Pentium III processor, with MMX2(TM) technology. '
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