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[–] smokratez 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Why do you have a picture of a black man when talking about Jesus? Wasn't he judean?

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[–] Loumedia 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

He actually never existed, so the whole thing is stupid. Nobody wrote the word Jesus Christ until hundreds of years after his supposed life.

Your religion is based off a two hundred year old tall tale. Hilarious.

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[–] RedditDead2005-2015 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

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[–] smokratez 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

There's too much artistical interpretation with that technique.

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[–] Loumedia 5 points -1 points (+4|-5) ago 

Jesus never existed.

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[–] Jamie_Dodgems 6 points -3 points (+3|-6) ago 

Well he was very likely a beefy little brown Jew, And besides, if he's the Messiah he can come back looking however he bloody well wants. Tbh, I think there's credence to the idea that Jesus came back in the 60s, because that makes one sensible explanation for the Summer of Love.

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[–] smokratez 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I doubt he was brown. He was likely tanned at best.

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[–] Unreasonable 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The Summer of Love was a CIA plot to promote "sexual liberation" all under the giant NWO umbrella of population reduction.

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[–] theoldguy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well he was very likely a beefy little brown Jew

He couldn't have looked notably different, else Judas wouldn't have had to point him out to the soldiers. Assuming he existed, of course.

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[–] BrownMoses 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And besides, if he's the Messiah he can come back looking however he bloody well wants.

Smdh.

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[–] WhiteAmerica1776 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Semites are Caucasian.

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[–] RedditDead2005-2015 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If Jesus really was Jewish, he'd look closer to black than the white Northern Europeans disguised as Jews who emigrated to the mythical Israel and stole the Palestinians' land.

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[–] WhiteAmerica1776 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Lmfaorofl.

Nah bro. Nah. Jews are like tanner Armenians. Black Jews are fictitious. Jews are a distinct racial group.

They've had thousands of years of in-group breeding which means "black Jesus" is impossible. As for your claim about Northern Europeans - that's not what Yids or Khazarians are - quit trying to steal Egypt, Israel, Greece, Rome, and all other civilizations for blacks, dammit

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[–] BrownMoses 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

Caucasian, not Congoid.

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[–] Official_ISIS 5 points 2 points (+7|-5) ago 

Why is there a picture of a nigger pretending to be Jesus?

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[–] WhiteAmerica1776 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Shit, even Abdul here is thinking it. Gtfoh Farrakhan even the A-rabs don't want you!

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[–] satnavtomington 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

ISIS and America, working together for once.

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[–] TwoFreakingLazy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Doesn't the doctrine say that when he comes back he'd be OP as fuck and basically invincible and shit with crowns on his head and all?

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[–] sortathrow 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Exactly. Which is why saying "Jesus was Jewish/black" makes no damn sense.

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[–] Maxcactus 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

He would likely be given medications and therapy to help him deal with his delusions.

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[–] Alice91 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How Should We Welcome the Return of Jesus?

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[–] Alice91 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why do you think so?

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[–] iDontShift 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

interesting to note, from my perspective, jesus told us all to be like him.

all i can do you can do, and more...

that is literally what he said, jesus isn't coming back in physical form, it was about us taking our place as sons & daughters of God that we are.

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[–] Loumedia 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

He didn't literally say anything, he never existed. The name Jesus wasn't written down until hundreds of years after he supposedly lived.

Hilarious. All those incredibly godly things he did, and not one person thought to write of it down, during a time when the Romans wrote everything down.

Jesus is the new sun-god for gullible idiots that slept during science in third grade.

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[–] Zardoz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I enjoy an 'atheist character' as much as anyone else but you might need to do a lot better for the Voat crowd. It does come off as a bit low effort (overcompensated with too much zeal).

Could you make it a bit more clever or engaging so its less like a 15 year old (from 15 years ago) all but 'spamming' religion threads? Smarten it up a bit so its helpful?

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