[–] DeadBeatNigger 0 points 30 points (+30|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My mom is a former politician. Her campaign manager was a raging AIDS fag, however, said AIDS fag knew a lot of important people, as part of his job was hitting those important people up for money to go towards the campaign. AIDS fag knew an uber rich evangelist from here in Georgia who ran a lucrative megachurch. He also secretly knew the evangelist was an atheistic Jew who did it as a side gig. Me and AIDS fag used to sit in the campaign office and make antisemitic jokes while laughing at all the stupid goy. My point is, a lot of these evangelists are just kikes scamming dumbass goy.

[–] juicedidwtc 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

Obviously all televangelists are atheists. If they actually believed in God, they wouldnt all be doing the exact crime that really gets you an express pass to eternal damnation.

[–] I_SCREAM_TRUCK 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Yeah nah mate not sure what you think an atheist is but its not raping choirboys or sucking dumb people into buying it a plane.

[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What crime is that?

[–] SIDWULF 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I did not understand this until now. I thought no way someone could be that retarded.

[–] Reddiggoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Or they believe it's god's will. Blood god has demanded stranger things before.

[–] MichaelClayton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

lucrative megachurch was his side gig

What was his main gig? Drug kingpin?

[–] DeadBeatNigger 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 


[–] sherrybean 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"AIDS Fag". That is awesome.

[–] Humanacide 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

So your mama supported aids fags.

[–] DeadBeatNigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes. She was a scummy democratic politician. I guess that's redundant.

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[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

But God demands 10% of everyone's income.

Wouldn't that make god the richest?

[–] tarnished_spoons 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

God's already in heaven, so he doesn't have to enter.

Also, the entrance to heaven is actually the head of a needle. Its hard for poor people too, it just was written down.

[–] knightwarrior41 [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Him and Joel Osteen really should be familiar with this part of the bible:

Matthew 19:24 And again I say to you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.


[–] sguevar 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

False prophet. He will be judged accordingly to his offenses and perversions.

[–] Ozzsanity 6 points 7 points (+13|-6) ago 

Who will be judging him? I think I know the answer so you might as well just say Batman as that would make the same amount of sense.

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He'll die old, rich and surrounded by hookers.

[–] DeadFox 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

-tips fedora-

[–] sguevar 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

You are entitled to believe what you want.

Jehova has given you that free choice you have and that is between him and you. It has nothing to do with me nor any other christian. And yes Jesus would be his judge as he will be the one spreading God's Wrath (meaning God's Judgement) on all the unsaved, upon his second coming after taking his people to the High heavens with him.

[–] 11670082 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Like the pope.

[–] sguevar 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 


[–] derram 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ah, I miss the days when shit like this seemed important.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

There is no Biblical support whatsoever for a pastor to receive any amount of money as a salary, nor to be in a position as a single pastor. There is also no biblical support after Jesus abolished the old law; to tithe. Tithing is an old covenant law, same as stoning your child for disobedience.

[–] gazillions 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Churches used to be responsible for welfare, schools & hospitals. When they passed the basket you could put as much or as little in as you wanted. Most churches provided little envelopes so that it was only your business how much you put in the basket. Some churches still do very good work. Where I live there is one that works with homeless addicts and they do exceptional work. Much better than the government's job creation for bloated social workers.

[–] PraiseIPU 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Its so good that a mortal man can override the word of God.

Now we don't have to worry about those peak 10 commandments or anything.

[–] klobos 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

There is no easier way of parting a fool from his money than through religion.

[–] bob3333 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's how Martin Luther rose to prominence.

[–] Schreiber 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This should be the top voted comment.

It's true, the easiest way to con a fool is using religion.

[–] jacksonduke12 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

How do people fall for this shit. I'm not even Christian but isn't the bible kinda against this stuff with Jesus being a poor carpenter and all.

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Old, lonely, sick, depressed, desperate, afraid.

[–] knightwarrior41 [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

people fall for this because of their own greed/sin is as simple as that

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Explain to me the greed and sin of the old and infirm who are his primary target?

[–] jimibulgin 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Enough with the pearl-clutching. Who gives a shit?

These people gave up their money voluntarily. I am much more concern with taxation-- which ISN'T voluntary.

[–] redditaccountlogin 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Yeah, X is worse so this doesn't matter.

[–] Reddiggoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Religiots fall for this stuff all the time and get all up-in-arms about their right to do so.

[–] I_SCREAM_TRUCK 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

LEGAL x is worse so my favourite pastor doing ILLEGAL AND IMMORAL shit is the victims fault.

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