I'm late for work so I don't have time to list all, but, here's just a few. First, they reproduce like cockroaches, and they consume more of the dwindling planet's resources than they need or even really deserve. They are impolite and impolitic, and often in a crowd you can spot the Redditors because they're the ones digging out snot from their noses with forks, trading forks, and then eating it. To say they seldom wash is a tenet of modern philosophy and many indeed still suckle from their mothers' pendulous teats even though they rub it/them raw with their razor stubble.
Well, there are plenty of other reasons for my RedditHate(tm), but like I said, I'm late for work and so that's just for starters.
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[–] ImReallyHighBut 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
They're all over here?