[–] wrathfulmomes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh fuck, NJ. Yeah, that's no surprise there. Ever been there? You can't even pump your own gas by law. (that btw is part of a whole other crooked mob-type scheme) They are the reason water has an "expiration" date.
They outlawed not just raw milk but any form of soft-cooked eggs. Yolks had to be cooked FIRM only.
Slingshots are treated as a firearm.


[–] Stuffed_Crust 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sounds like a micro Australia.

Most of those things ring true here, including the bicycle bell thing. Not so mich the egg thing though. that's fucking retarded.