Millennials: Stupid baby boomers don't get how easy they had it! Housing and college tuition were affordable even to the lower middle class, wages were higher in comparison to living costs, and jobs were everywhere! We have it so rough these days!
Me: So how about we stop voting in the politicians who fucked everything up for our generation in the first place, and get America back to the economic prosperity it once had so we can enjoy its fruits like our parents did?
Millennials: No, that would be racist. We just need to copy countries in Scandinavia that have no minimum wage laws, a lower corporate tax rate than America, and then countries like Australia and Switzerland that have more economic freedom than many US states -
Me: Oh, okay, so you get it, that's good.
Millennials: - and that's why I voted for Bernie Sanders!
Me: weeps for my generation