[–] Cooking_with_Alf 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago  (edited ago)

she can't code for shit. reason: she is a porn star. look at that shop

[–] Islamiscancer 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

[–] L3D 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Looking at those pants, I am not so sure if I believe the message on the shirt.

[–] patriot_biz 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Naw, a porn 'actress'. Whoever designed the shirt is stupid to assume that most people that enter porn end up making real money or achieve real fame doing it.

[–] boredTech 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Bitch would have been better off as a porn star. Tech is getting brutal here lately.

[–] I_Merc 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's going to get much worse.

[–] FreshConduit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

as someone who considered becoming a programmer instead, how is it going to get much worse and how is it brutal lately?

[–] succubustop 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I’m a coder and I still want to do porn!

[–] GapingAnus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Either way, you're going to get fucked.

[–] 12621545 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Either way, you're going to get fucked.

When your name is "GapingAnus", that seems like a foregone conclusion...

[–] IAmYourDad 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Gay porn?

[–] succubustop 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I GUESS IF IM FUCKING ANOTHER SLUT THEN YES DOOD

[–] MrKequc 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah. As much as we may wish not everyone can do it.

[–] lexsird 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now this would be funny if it was on some big fat neckbeard.

[–] Diggernicks 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Terrible she missed her true calling.

[–] Defy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Like most people, Alexis enjoys a cup of coffee with her wine.

[–] fl3x 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

damn. didn't notice that until you pointed it out.

the scenery literally makes her out to be a call girl who's just spent the night with some dude at a hotel where he ordered champagne for two the night before. it's the next day.

[–] auto_turret 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That whore couldn't work the copy machine.

[–] FlamingoBumblebee 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

...then the IT guy walks in and...bau-chicka-bum-bau...she's workin'that copy machine like nobody's business

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