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[–] CultureOfCritique 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

We meet in the men's bathroom of the abandoned McDonald's in Post, Texas. Just knock on the door and someone will ask you who it is. Say "Teenus". You will then be asked what kind of watch you have. Say it's a Citizen Watch, from Ross. The door will open. Come prepared to leave your old life behind.

[–] Stinkybeans ago 

But if I'm teenus, who's David Duke?