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[–] InClownWorldSellPnut 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Warren gets a 1/1024th scale Tomahawk

Bootyjudge gets a 2 foot long black dildo coated in AIDS

Bernie gets a hammer and sickle

Klobachar can use that shovel she keeps digging her hole with

and Bloomberg can have interest rates (the traditional weapon of his people).