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[–] AgentHitler 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

The gargoyle thing is dumb, but the vampire thing is real. They’re afraid of crosses. They lurk and do their deeds in the shadows. The sunlight (truth) ultimately destroys them. You have to invite them in. They drink blood (blood libel of gentile children for Passover). The Nosferatu nose and mannerisms are too on-point.

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[–] EngelbertHumperdinck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Also, when jews were allegedly enslaved in Egypt, they were paid in garlic. Once they were freed, they hated the stuff and were insulted by its presence.

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[–] AgentHitler 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No fucking way. You gotta source for me to screenshot?