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[–] lord_nougat 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I can victimize myself if I want to! You're not the boss of me!!!

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[–] thebearfromstartrack ago 

lol. AM too. No wait. That's way too much responsibility. I mean if you fuck YOURSELF up, that's YOUR problem, NOT someone elses, but I suppose you KNOW that and are trying to pretend you're smart like I am because I'm so spectacular. Being surprising (witty) is PART of that. Funny part is, I REMEMBER you, and I usually don't, unless you're Rudolph they Red Nose Reindeer or something from when I was putty in the hands of the predators.

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[–] lord_nougat ago 

You only remember me because of that horrible case of VD I gave you that one time.

Sorry about that. I promise to try to make an attempt to maybe not do that again.

And if it turns out you ARE my boss, gimme a fucking raise, already! This 3% annual raise shit is making me get whiny and ungrateful!