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[–] Feces_the_clown 1 point 25 points (+26|-1) ago 

I went to see Sargon's presentation at Conway Hall in London. When the event ended, everyone was chilling out at the venue and casually chatting. I saw Sargon just vaping by himself so I went over to say hello. "Hi Carl", I said. "Mr Sargon", he replied. l was like "Huh, pardon?" He said "Call me Mr Sargon." I responded, "Oh, ok, Anyway, I love your videos, I'm a big fan." He just continued vaping silently. "So, how are you?" I asked, making small talk. He took out a CD and said "Check out my mixtape." l was like, "Oh, ummm, I didn't know you write musi-" and then Sargon just started bobbing up and down and loudly rapping:

it's ya boy MC Sargon, check it out, yeah yeah,,,

i'm a classical liberal and i'm about to wax lyrical

my bars are so woke and my rhymes are so empirical

i'm a centrist. in the middle. a political miracle

i'm three times your intellect. i'm like genius tripled

they call me the liberalist. the modern john locke

they call me the BQC. the Big Quadroon Cock

when i'm not online or dropping hard beats

i'm dropping bitter red pills out in these streets

if you run your commie mouth then you're gonna raise my ire

you're gonna get burned coz my youtube vids are fire

your lying mouth is rotten so go see a dentist

i got no time for lying coz i'm the based centrist

if you call me autistic or call me a jew

i'm gonna shut you down with my righteous horseshoe

i got marxists to the left of me and nazis to the right

white privilege ain't real coz there's no such thing as white

you're just an amerimutt. you're not even aryan

you're 5694; white. not pure bavarian

repping all my niggas in my country bongland

i'm square in the center and i'm here to make a stand

When Sargon finished rapping, he immediately rolled up his sleeves and just started doing push-ups. It was really weird. He was grunting throughout the push-ups and saying stuff like "We got this, baby" and "Unstoppable". I didn't know what to say so l left.

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[–] TheTrigger ago 

This is one of those things I wish that happened, happened.