After completing a 300-million mile journey in six months flat, Never A Straight Answer's (NASA) InSight lander has allegedly landed upon the surface of Mars.
Excuse the narrator's annoying creaking voice, it makes it almost unbearble to watch
This means that the craft had to travel at a constant rate of an astonishing 112,612 mph. Once entering the "Martian atmosphere" it had to decelerate from 12,300 mph to 5 mph. A feat that hasn't been replicated here on earth, yet was able to be completed from a distance of millions of miles.
Note the (((attractive))) and empowered female "scientist" who so exuberantly explains this for us. Feminism at its finest.
The point of the matter is that NASA can't even keep its own facts straight. It's astonishing. What's more astonishing is how many people cum their pants at so utterly ridiculous a photo that looks like an unfocused capture of a soiled slide underneath a microscope. What's astonishing is their claim to be able to do things that are physically impossible here on earth on mars which is millions of miles away. Fuck the supposed conditions of the atmosphere or the bullshit ill-defined theory of gravity. Regardless of claims that those factors make it more attainable, the sheer unimaginable distance from the command center to the supposed target destination makes the entire premise an exercise in comedy and a testing of the nativity of the world.
What they are having us believe is that they've slowed down a very heavy space craft that was traveling at about thrice rifle bullet speed with a parachute in a near vacuum to 5 mph in 7 minutes from hundreds of millions of miles away.
I'm going to love seeing Musk send a rocket to Mars, and watch the ULA shills autistically screech.
Diverse NASA spent 200 billion dollars on the shuttle program, while Musk boot strapped a start up rocket company with his own money, which surmounts to what the diverse NASA admin leadership uses to wipe their ass with every year. Musk will build a reusable Saturn rocket that will launch payloads for less money than the delta 5 rockets.
Watch the SLS scam fall apart overnight and be retired for a new system that's built overnight when Musk builds his 8,000 internet satellite constellation. The SLS will be retired because there are will most likely be at least 3 similar in size constellations to be build by competing ISPS by American corporations alone.
ULA will shitcan the SLS program to build a rocket that makes business sense, and can be launched more than once every 4 years. We will all see how much of a scam the SLS when we see how quickly ULA would be able to launch a BFR competitor, compared to how long they struggled with the SLS program.
Liberals are full of shit when they would say they would use DoD funding for NASA. Heck they get angry when rich people use their money to directly contribute to lifting humanity into space, rather than to give it to some bloated and corrupt government institute.
The Amazon CEO wanted to directly aid the Seattle homeless with his own money rather than to give the money to a government slush fund that the lefties skim to line their pockets. Some wealthy musician built oversized doghouses that were lockable for the homeless. The city that he build thsoe shelters for forced him to destroy the doghouses.
Musk wanted to send something to Mars on a Russian rocket. What happened to Musk was that the Russians refused to build him a rocket, so Musk got butthurt and built his own company. Now the Russians might be out of a rocket industry due to how badly he fucked them over. I recall that they might now start using his company to launch hardware because the rocket launches are very cheap.
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[–] obsecro-morietur ago
Got any links to support the failed Russia - Musk rocket discussion?
Very well documented, are you aware of the launch date of the rover?