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[–] Syndicalism 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Most people who jump from the border wall get broken legs. Since they are injured on the U.S. side, they are taken to the nearest U.S. trauma center, in the custody of Border Patrol. All those picked up in the desert with any medical needs come to U.S. hospitals with B.P. The American taxpayers pick up the bills anyway.

Moreover, studies have shown that 38 ft is typically a terminal height, and this guy missed it by that much. Let’s redesign the border wall to 40 ft and allow the Darwin effect take its course. Simple applied physics.

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[–] lexsird 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I say make it 100ft just to humanely remove all doubt about it working out. Let's put spikes and a pit on both sides. Think about it. It's for their own good.

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[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Gotta keep out those White Walkers, the wall will need a spell.

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[–] andrew_jackson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I want attack tigers.

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[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Pits, Spikes, Boulders, and even live burials post-trauma via Bull Dozers are viable options.

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[–] dbvapor 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Fuck it let’s add a moat with alligators.

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[–] fluhthreeex 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The fuck was this? A publicity stunt? Paid for by whom?

He chooses one segment of the not even 30 miles total that have been built, rebuilt, or planned in the two years since this started?? Who the fuck is this benefiting? Both sides it seems. Right-wing tards who don't realize "a wall" isn't coming, and Left wing open-border sympathizers who see this person as a poor "victim" of "evil Trump/literally Hitlers" policies.

The actual fuck.

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[–] BearDolphin1488 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I had this thought too. Hmm

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[–] fluhthreeex 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Unless he was just "lol new wall? challenge accepted." it makes absolutely no sense.

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[–] capnflummox 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Found the cuck.

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[–] badruns 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Need a pit of spikes on the other end so we don't have top pay for hospital bills.

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[–] popsikle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

maybe move chicago to the border and the beans can be shot when they come over.

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[–] Sellyoulight 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

To quote Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid.” We obviously need an IQ test for incoming illegal aliens.

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[–] everlastingphelps 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

You just saw it.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That guy got an F on his IQ test!

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[–] Groff 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

instead of bringing him to a US hospital they should have just picked him up and threw him back over the wall and on to Mexican soil with nothing further said. The fact that he made a mistake does not oblige us to make a mistake.

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[–] PollyHotPocket 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

😂

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[–] speedisavirus 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Unfortunately not dead

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