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[–] ArchmageMordenkainen 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Jew, queer, socialist

I know it's not possible to oven someone three times, but gosh darn it, I'll give it the old college try.

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[–] uiqhsd 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You could make a sculpture out of the ashes, then burn that. The third time, I'll let you figure that one out.

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[–] WhiteMakesRight 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Just line em up and see how many it takes to stop a .50 cal.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Feed the ashes to the 2nd in line and then those ashes to the 3rd.