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[–] SmokeyMeadow 1 points 59 points (+60|-1) ago 

I thought Bourdain hanged himself. As a proud rope owner, I just want to take the chance to say "hashtag not all ropes."

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[–] MyNameIsMud 1 points 41 points (+42|-1) ago 

I just bought a 100' nylon rope, I can pick it up in 10 days after my background check clears. Then it's ropin' time!

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[–] SmokeyMeadow 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

As long as it isnt one of those assault ropes, that can hold like a thousand lbs.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Nobody needs 100' of rope anymore!

Do I need an /s?

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[–] LDIP 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Awesome name with a perfect comment 👍👍👍

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[–] MrPim 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nylon is shit rope,it stretches. Get a good natural fiber rope you cunt. Or the next thing you know you've a nigger standing there w rope all coiled about.

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[–] Podd 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I have twenty five rolls of 400 meters of rope. I don't have any permits.

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[–] SChalice 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You gonna hang 100 elephants?

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[–] weredawg 3 points 1 points (+4|-3) ago 

You know this is a honeypot, right? You're fuckin done.

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

hashtag not all ropes

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

heh heh They will have to pry my rope from my cold, dead fingers

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[–] UnknownAlias365 0 points 49 points (+49|-0) ago 

You don't ever call the suicide hotline anyway because they just call the cops on you. Then you'll spend the rest of your life known as a lunatic and you'll be forced to go to an insane asylum and take crazy pills for at least a good chunk of your life. Honestly, fuck the suicide hotline. It is literally nothing more or less than a trap to fuck people's lives up further.

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[–] peacegnome 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

also there is a good chance that they will try to use medical records for anti-2A bullshit at some point; this would absolutely be in your record.

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[–] KittenCat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

They already do in Illinois. If at any point within the 5 years prior to your FOID application you have been admitted somewhere for anything related to mental health, no matter the reason behind the admission, no matter the length of time of said admission, even if you check yourself in and out voluntarily, you don't get a gun. And if you get admitted after you get your card, they can revoke it at any time.

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[–] My-Name-is-Mud 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wouldn't that be against HIPAA?

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[–] Mr_Wolf 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Poked around alot of suicide subs over the years, from stories i've read those numbers have ruined many lives. Simply because someone called just looking for someone to talk to. No suicide talk or intentions police just called

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[–] NoRoyalty 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I've been screaming for several years to veterans to NEVER call the VA Suicide hotline because you can be certain that is a Deep State operation. These people are despicable for attempting to entrap veterans for the sole purpose of identifying them as candidates for gun confiscation.

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[–] Koalemos_Grottesco 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago 

That's not how any of that works bud.

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[–] UnknownAlias365 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Do it yourself and prove me wrong then, champ.

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[–] Fetalpig 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I being a fool, was called by one of my kids roommate , saying my kid was over dosing, that she was suicidal, I took her to the hospital to ensure what she had taken wasn't going to kill her...holy shit, did I make a huge mistake. One- they immediately called the police. two- the county sent in a lady to observe if she was still having these thoughts, she was there 4 hours. three- they wheeled in an ambulance and told me they in fact were 5150ing her and I could call the county on Monday for a visit. Me being the fool, said there is no way your taking here anywhere- the police had to return. They took her- at about 2 am- I got a call from an angel, a real life angel, this guy tells me, he is calling from the facility they took my daughter, and currently she was the only female in that unit, he said he wasn't supposed to be telling me these things, but thought I should know I could pull an emergency conservatorship right now and get her out of this mess,he told me she has problems but she is in here with pedo's arsonist real sick fucks- I rolled out the door, and the man at the desk had me sign papers, I got her out, I have never been so vexed in all my days. We get home, and the cops show up and request her registered gun, I said Im on her gun trust, its locked up. The 5150 was still on record, and they took her gun, we got it back- 7 years later. I went in to get help for my kid, who was a young adult, and they tried to steal her from us, and disarm her- what a state! Never ever go outside for help, have your own hotline.

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[–] Mikel777 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

You are damn lucky, she could have had a "heart attack" while under their "care" and her organs harvested.

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[–] MaxVieuxlieu 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

"I took the gun and locked it up where she can't get it" seems like a reasonable answer. Unfortunately the only answer you should ever give to police is "I refuse to answer any questions or allow entry to my property without a valid warrant signed by a judge."

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

And pray you are live stream filming it when they don't give a single fuck?

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[–] sugamari 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

how fucked - it's true the place is not what it seems - how do they maintain the illusion?

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[–] Demonsweat2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hope your kids ok, feels bad man.

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[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They pushed suicide awareness right before bourdain "suicided."

They cut it a bit too close this time and its gonna start making people question the jew.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I wouldn't call one of those hotlines just because my girlfriend was banging a manlet journalist.

I'd deal with it another way.

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[–] EyeOfHorus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Thanks for understanding. I was suppose to hit Bourdain and Agrento in a murder suicide but those two are never on the same continent. Fuck was I suppose to do but publish Agrento cheater pix and suicide Bourdain to send the her the message. #shutuporyournext

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[–] phareoct 5 points 10 points (+15|-5) ago 

If you are a gun owner considering taking their own lives, at least take out 10 members of the non-White community with you. Don't waste your life.

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[–] phareoct 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

nah, not a kike. But seriously why wouldn't you go out guns blazing?

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[–] Pubiclouse 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Good advice

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[–] 70times7 2 points -1 points (+1|-2) ago 

good way to burn in hell, sure

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[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Maybe we should start a hotline of our own?

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"H-hello, Voatazide Hotline? I... I've been feel'm kinda down lately"

GET OVER IT YOU FUCK'N PUSSY, CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S THE JEWS, DA JOOOOOooooooooooooos

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[–] Warnos44 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

At the very least if you can't see, at least take one with you!

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[–] RevoltNow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good idea, in theory. But it would have to be anonymous, probably online. They'll get you with their mandated reporting laws otherwise. But if you don't know anything you can't be forced to report it.

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[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They are vulnerable. You could probably brain smash them into accepting the harsh realities of life, and tell them they can either totally puss out now like a pathetic weak coward, or have some god damn courage, some pride in themselves and what they can one day accomplish, beat the game, and finally accept our lord and savior Donald Trump in 2020.

Either way, it's not a bad filter to pass them through on their way out.

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[–] Oh_Well_ian [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

that is an excellent idea...

is there a related sub on v/ , already ?

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[–] pornhub_katie 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] BaldMiscreant 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No idea, but there should be.

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[–] ImPhilippe 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Message me Ill talk to ya, I rekken I could even give a nigger a reason to live

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[–] Hugh_G 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Waste of time! (The nigger part)

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