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[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Those things should be packed full of shit diapers, used condoms and pictures of laughing Hitler.

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[–] Mylon 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago 

UK is covered in cameras. They'd see who is doing it and find some reason to harass or arrest them with all of their bullshit laws.

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[–] TheWorstImaginable 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

it's easy enough to find a route from a highly populated and interconnected area to your target area if you take the time to document the cameras. Just put on a disguise, wear a burqa like those faggot frog cops who had to disguise themselves to go into a muslim area.

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[–] Caveman_in_a_suit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So, in essence, the UK is now a prison and its citizens are all inmates

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[–] slumbermachine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

IR blaster dazzlers are a thing. They blind the video camera. I'm suprised people over there aren't using these simple tools.

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[–] Fagtardicus 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

feels vaguely disrespectful to place uncle adolfs face in the same bin as filled diapers/condoms

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It has a glass bottle on the side so this is clearly a recycling bin.

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[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

What the... In what way is the Cookie Monster relevant to a knife bin? This is just embarrassing.

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[–] Chimaira92 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I feel like someone said "oh yeah the bin should be a cookie monster face where they place the weapons in his mouth" and the Asian guy was like "PRACE COOKIE MOLNSTER FACE ON BRIN"

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[–] Problematic 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They are stuck in a permanent emotional state of adolescence. One symptom of that is how they filter the whole world through the lens of children’s media - Harry Potter, Star Wars, and apparently even Cookie Monster

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[–] GinTrain 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Start em young.

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[–] Mumbleberry 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

I live in a CC state, so call me a coward.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

I'd rather be called a coward and still be the one that survived the encounter.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Wait! You're not afraid to be called a name? Next strategy.

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[–] Mumbleberry 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Exactly.

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[–] Whizwit21 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

There's a great line in the beginning of the movie "Inside Man" when the cop is telling the story of getting shot by a nigger to denzel Washington

"Sorry for the euphemisms but I'd rather die and old bigot than be a young handsome corpse"

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'm no longer going to be the only one unarmed in a bad situation. Lesson learned the hard way . . .

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[–] prairie [S] 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago  (edited ago)

I had to look this up to be sure it wasn't a meme. You can't make this shit up.

Haha, I just noticed they even show a screwdriver. Yes, kids, use your hands to unscrew things. Just get your finger nails really tough.

It's nice they show a broken bottle, so in a pinch you know you can create a blade if necessary. I guess they'll be banning all glass next.

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[–] Skyrock 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Oi guvner, got a loicense for your assault finger nail?

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Be careful. Don't threaten anyone configuring your fingers into a gunlike shape. Ideas and reality are indistinguishable.

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[–] toobaditworks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Buh guvnah you've taken me nail clippas!

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[–] yvj 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Why would anyone need a screwdriver? This isn't a war zone, only the military should have screwdrivers.

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[–] Ezekiel_Balderdash 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Ban Full-Semi-Automatic Assault Screwdrivers

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's nice they show a broken bottle

Aye, tis a trash can.

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[–] Carlosone 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just throw random trash.

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yes, I saw a post about them banning glasses in pubs.

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[–] TheWorstImaginable 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

good. drunk people clearly can't be trusted because while niggers and other ape races commit most of the crime, drunk white people still bash each other over the most retarded shit. In my area they don't sell bottles of beer because of the same thing, humans are retarded animals and for the most part need an iron fist to bash them into a regimented system of control or else they act like fucking beasts.

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[–] PaddyMcInfidel 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Their logo is 3 swords.

Now turn in those screwdrivers, you fucking terrorists.

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[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'll call the guy with the knife a coward, that should work right?

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[–] GinTrain 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Hammers, still okay.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Heck, I don't see an axe! Must be fine.

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[–] GinTrain 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well, they're gonna need those to rebuild everything in a few years.

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[–] L3D 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

What about sickles? Surely they wouldn't ban ☭

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[–] ProgNaziGator 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And sickles

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

How's a broken bottle going to fit through that slit?

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[–] copper_spartan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Who carries around a broken bottle? I know they get used as impromptu weapons sometimes, but you can't exactly shove it into your pocket. Shouldn't it just go into the recycling bin anyway?

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[–] prairie [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Smash it further on the ground then sweep up the pieces. Or just leave the pieces there.

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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Better have your broom license handy if you choose that path.

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[–] vastrightwing 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You should also dispose any of your pork products.

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[–] carlip 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

if it's broken you just pour the shards in DUH!

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