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[–] BentAxel 1 points 179 points (+180|-1) ago 

Challenge Accepted Cousin.

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[–] lorlipone 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago 

"Nico! It's your cousin! Let's go Meme-ing!"

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[–] GenRipper 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

"Nico! It's your cousin! Let's go Trolling!"

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I loathe Nico's cousin...

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[–] ProgNaziGator 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I liked Roman. Didn't know he was jar jar binx of gangster theft auto

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[–] Roffelmaster 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Tastes like a rat shatin it.

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[–] dida2010 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Where is the police twitter account?

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Some are posted, others you can find through search. Start with city names London, Bristol, Manchester. Try Scotland Yard. The comedy of posts are pretty amusing.

https://mobile.twitter.com/metpoliceuk?lang=en

https://mobile.twitter.com/nickkeane/lists/uk-police-force-twitters?lang=en

This person follws a few

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[–] lettersofmarque 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Do a search for "MPS" and they'll show up in all their gardening tool and kitchen cutlery seizing glory. Is actually a hilarious read as they have no clue how ridiculous they look posting about the horror of a fishing knife or congratulating each other for making the streets safe by seizing a garden fork.

Edit: #livesnotknives and #stopknifecrime are also good searches to see prime examples of seizure bragging.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 58 points (+58|-0) ago 

If TWTR hadn't banned me for making fun of UK police accounts I totally would.

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[–] lemon11 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Those of us who refuse or get banned from government-cooperative platforms have no voice there. Tricking people into making these controlled services parts of their lives is less understandable than the bad laws.

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[–] FlashLightMan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

How does it work? I want to help but to what extent can i make fun of the? Where's the line where they ban? Do they ip ban? Can i just make a new UK account?

Man, i wish we could send over our migrants the UK loves so much and trade them for some good ol' patriots. It would be so easy to make America the greatest. Trade our illegals for europe's patriots.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sign up for TWTR, make fun of UK police accounts. *

*Only works if you're not in the UK.

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[–] FreeBreivik 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I've been Shoah'd. When I log in all I see is a page demanding a cell phone number for verification. I can't create a new account on this IP and I can't access my account or even delete it.

My followers have no way of knowing I've been Shoahed oother than my inactivity.

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[–] NewAccountOldGoat 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

"Ridicule is man's most potent weapon."

I'm happy to see conservatives waking up to Alinsky's rule number five.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 5 points 24 points (+29|-5) ago 

We do. WE NAME THE JEW.

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[–] prairie 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

when you see our police twitter accounts, mock them, mock them relentlessly.

Oh, was that a knock at your door?

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[–] InSonicBloom [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

you joke but I've often seen police cars driving up my road and thought "shit, they're here for me"

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[–] My-Name-is-Mud 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would assume they have homes and families.

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[–] alphasnail 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Wait. If you criticize a police officer then you can get arrested in the UK? I knew things were bad, but I didn't know it was that bad.

Keep focus on who is really pulling the strings. The police and military are just the muscle and do what their told because they are loyal to the government. Your real enemy is that fat runt Theresa May and the rest of Parliament.

Get out while you can and move to America. Godspeed.

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[–] alphasnail 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And I appreciate that the US still supports free speech even though there are dozens of private organizations that won't allow it on their platforms.

I was born and raised in the US. I have been to several other countries across the ocean and I understand what you mean about free speech. I feel entitled to say anything I want and suppose we Americans enjoy a little immunity while abroad. Imprisoning an American for a speech crime could turn into a diplomatic pissing* contest. No one wants that.

Edit: *spelling error correction

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[–] nmgoh2 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The UK has never had proper freedom of speech. Enforcement has just waxed and waned over the generations depending on the particular mood of the Crown/Parliament.

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[–] alphasnail 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Man that sucks. Can't you guys get someone in who will change the laws?

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[–] NoBS 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

While the Crown Court can run a Kangaroo Court behind barred doors?

It's like they thumb their noses at the subservient un-armed peasants who are arrested for gardening tools of mass destruction.

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[–] obvious_throwaway1 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

We already do.

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[–] speedisavirus 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I would if I wasn't already banned for doing that to liberals

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