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[–] guinness2 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago (edited ago)
Muslims are required to make the pilgrimage to their magical space rock during their lifetime - this pilgrimage is referred to as the 5th column of Islam.
If the 5th column of Islam was destroyed, it would make the koranic / hadith scripture seem awful silly...
That said, it would also be an opportunity to spread rumors that Allah protects true believers from radiation sickness... so we could turn Mecca into an irradiated wasp-trap for sandniggers.
The opportunity to make it look like the Jews nuked Mecca would also present itself... and then we could knock a massive hole in one of Israel's walls and let the vibrancy flood ever street... ya know, just like what the Jews did to Europe.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I am going to vote for you in the next presidential election, I think.
[–] Tallest_Skil 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Every Muslim on earth starts spinning around uncontrollably like a compass at the North Pole.
[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So, they turn into dreidels.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
OY FUCKING VEY!
[–] 11633471? 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Best possible answer. This deserves a scholarship, but have an upvoat instead.
[–] Inara__Serra 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Umm... It vaporizes?
[–] Gringojones 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What happens if someone gleams it instead?
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The cube ghosts would escape and consume the souls of the innocent for a thousand years!
[–] ardvarcus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You get a lot of pissed-off Muslims who glow in the dark.