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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Yes, my thought also.

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[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My thought was, "Aaagh! Frankenpenis! Get the pitchforks and fire!"

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[–] ReallyBruh 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

You'd think they'd get smarter and find someone without ties to Clinton and the democrats. The left really is retarded. We can beat them.

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[–] IsaacJan 2 points 24 points (+26|-2) ago 

Or someone fucking attractive. Trump can bang supermodels. Why the fuck.

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[–] DietSodaLuvr 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That was my thought. Don't need to know anything about this woman. Take one look at her, no way that happened.

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[–] ExplosiveDonkey 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It’s so frustrating. They aren’t even trying anymore. They just don’t give a fuck.

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[–] Gimmemymoney 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

President trump wouldn't touch your disgusting ass with a 10 foot pole. C'mon libtards you gotta get prettier accusers to be 1% percent truthful.

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

His wife is far more attractive than that thing

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[–] Anam 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My dog's ass is better looking than her face.

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[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I've seen photos of Trump's past and present wives. There is no fucking way he would sexually assault a dude.

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[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

marla maples was a babe thats for sure

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They're not even trying anymore. This is almost parody level fakery.

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[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

No but for real you are on to something. How can a group of people be so precisely wrong about everything without extreme effort

Or y'know maybe right and left are both orchestrated to create news where there is no news, for profit....nah that's crazy talk

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So what's the penalty for what's she's doing when it's proven false? This isn't some guy at the office she's accusing, she's falsely accusing the "elected" president of the United States. I smell treason.

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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Treason is adhering to enemies or providing aid and comfort. The general definition of enemy is the opposing side in time of war.

But I'm pretty sure libel against an elected official carries a bit more of a penalty than if it was just some schmuck on the street.

I could also see case being made for sedition charges.

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[–] The1andonlymeat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

How would you make the sedition case?

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[–] Marijuana_Merlin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I read that first as "hi My name is Jessica and I'm a trump Sexual." And was like the fuck is a Trump Sexual?

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[–] Greenzero86 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sounds like a new term. Trump sexual: characterized by an unsubstantiated yet lingering desire to accuse someone of sexual assault.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Bwaha! She's a fucking joke.

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