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[–] Mr_Brisket 1 point 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Look we need revisit lawn mower laws. Too many people have access to lawn mowers and in order to stop people like Rand Paul from doing their own lawns, we need to enact more lawn mower control measures. What about the children? What if they continue to have summer jobs mowing the lawns of strangers, un-supervised? I mean, that’s a combustible engine driving a SPINNING BLADE. Does that sound safe to you?! We need to clamp down on this lawn mower problem and save our children.

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

When you really think about it, a lawn mower is like two assault machetes on steroids.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

My mowing deck has five blades, ten if you count each one as two.

I'm going to start calling my tractor an 'weapons grade assault mower.'

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[–] Goathammer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fully automatic assault machetes...dual weild..

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[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Mufflers and electric motors must be outlawed! Without deafening noise, the danger of being mown down is too damn high!

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[–] Pawn 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

we need to limit assault lawn mowers which frighten the grass and mow too much grass in a short time.

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[–] Dismal_Swamp 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It’s not how fast you mow, it’s how well you mow fast...

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[–] white-male 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Also, if he wasn't mowing his own lawn he would've never been attacked. For all we know, Rand might have actually caused this. Crazy Republicans!

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Wtf kelly Osborne told me mexicans work for whites tho

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[–] Tsilent_Tsunami 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Mine was actually Guatemalan.

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[–] JJNova 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

His father was the same way. Ron and Rand both keep their jobs as doctors. I don't know as many specifics about Rand, but Ron seemed very dedicated to his state income being what it cost to keep government running, and the rest being from his own employ.

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[–] Gauge2244 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rand's dumbass neighbor was probably triggered by not being able to know how to operate a lawnmower, and had to go check his privilege.

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[–] DamoclesofBenghazi 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Maybe that's why he attempted to murder him, CAUSE DAS RAYCISSS! To mow your own god damned lawn, plant your own god damned sweet potatoes, or make your own bed

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[–] Trumptastic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This was my first thought as I read the story and how cnn would say he was literally killing the environment.

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[–] projection 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Like in the old Tom and Jerry cartoons where the tough rooster mows up and down the cat.

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[–] duchessofdarkness 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I bet he does it to stay in shape, a foreign concept to most democrats.

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