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[–] oftotc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You called his niece a whore.

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[–] Tallest_Skil 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

A cheap one.

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[–] AncientJabberish [S] 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's the Pax

It's the Pax

"Earth-that-was could no longer sustain our numbers, we were so many. We found a new solar system - dozens of planets and hundreds of moons. Each one terraformed - a process taking decades, to support human life, to be new earths. The Central Planets formed the Alliance. Ruled by an interplanetary parliament, the Alliance was a beacon of civilization. The savage outer planets were not so enlightened and refused Alliance control. The war was devastating, but the Alliance's victory over the Independents ensured a safer universe. And now everyone can enjoy the comfort, and enlightenment of true civilization."

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[–] oftotc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Is that your idea of making a contribution? We hadn't even started. We ain't even got to the terms yet.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hey, I don't even understand what happened in there. What did I say?

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[–] oftotc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery, then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same day.

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[–] AncientJabberish [S] 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

The Great Dragon gave birth to the phoenix (the Devil you know)

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[–] oftotc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A doctor, who specializes in skin diseases, will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television, but not remember his dream.