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[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Jack Alison:

currently retired at 31 years old

Means he is destitute living in his parents basement due to being unemployable because of minimal talent (beard growing, weed smoking, beer drinking). Considers himself a libtard activist (internet only, too lazy to leave the house) bring truth to the persecuted left. Masturbates to pics of MulefaceChelsea and dreams of a 3-way with her mom.

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[–] jabba 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He has no charisma. He's not likable, and his jokes aren't funny. I don't see him as a threat.

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[–] SirDigbyChikenCaesar [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What he does have is the greatest propaganda machine since the invention of broadcast television.

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[–] derram 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

https://tweetsave.com/jackallisonlol/status/868174588500336640 :

jack allison on Twitter: "he wins the democratic primary guaranteed t.co/EAQJfIY4y5"

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