[–] guinness2 7 points 53 points (+60|-7) ago  (edited ago)

There are rumors that he's been arrested and returned to the US, however the entire event is being kept secret so the FBI can present his case in court without fear of a mistrial due to media coverage.

Yeah, I don't believe that either, but that's what some people are claiming.

It was interesting that he announced that he is ready to take the stage again in the fight against President Trump... and then two days later only he fled the country... with his man-wife and their nigglets following shortly after.

I get the impression the Dems rigged the election so thoroughly that they never expected to lose... and when they did... Loretta Lynch wasn't there to ignore their crime spree.

[–] Astronautilus [S] 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Shit, source on this? My dad is currently losing his mind lmao

[–] Podd 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

"Rumors," by their nature, are tricky things to source.

[–] sarrah 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

i read that he was staying on a supporters yacht.

[–] aria_taint 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Kidding me, this is a masturbation fantasy.

[–] EliteSniper 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

There are rumors that he's been arrested and returned to the US, however the entire event is being kept secret so the FBI can present his case in court without fear of a mistrial due to media coverage. And these rumors are covered by whom/who?

[–] AnonDan 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's not true because he just made a phone call to one of the French presidential candidates.

[–] Guy_Justsome 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The elites use Iridium Satelite Phones.

[–] Grumpy_Old_Man 0 points 43 points (+43|-0) ago 

It seems highly irregular to me that Obama reportedly bought a house in DC, then when all the Susan Rice news broke, and it was apparent that the Obama administration was using the full force of the intelligence community to spy on political opponents, he takes off to a Country without an extradition treaty with the U.S.

[–] remedy4reality 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I think the writing is on the wall. 'Vacationing' on David Geffen's yacht with Oprah, Springsteen and Hanks while events you perfectly articulated are transpiring is straight out of the Bizzarro World. There is something enormous looming.

[–] BlowjaySimpson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That Mombasa born fucker is definitely hiding out.

[–] obvious_throwaway1 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Amusingly, the actions he took while acting as Traitor in Chief will allow the US Government enough reach to get him ANYWHERE.

[–] Norm85 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Almost anywhere. If he asks nicely, maybe he can share the room with Assange.

[–] go1dfish 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I think specifically he was referring to extrajudicial killings of American citizens via drone strike.

[–] TurdLord5000 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Despite my opinion that sitcoms are the lowest form of entertainment.... this is one I would watch.

[–] Astronautilus [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Hehehehehehehe, Thanks Obama!

[–] undertheshills 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

"Two words, predator drones." Obummer set a precedent that could allow him to be assassinated without charges abroad. If he did use the CIA to support ISIS its open and shut. Hellfire the yacht. Sorry Mr. Hanks you shouldn't be associating with known terrorist supporters.

[–] spans 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck extradition treaties, for high crimes such as these, send in a covert extraction unit.

[–] username-way-too-lon 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

Him fleeing the country due to a pending arrest of some sort seems like fake news to me. But it's extremely hard to decipher what's going on exactly, and Obama's twitter being silent for a month now is strange.

I'd love some actual evidence that Obama fled the country, it would make my day, but I'm not getting my hopes up until evidence appears.

[–] doguso 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Well, he apparently is going or is currently in Germany. Whether it's ''escaping'' or ''visiting'' is a different matter. For as shallow and low-level Obama's politics were, Trump has made the political game real and true: this shit is great fun.

[–] sarrah 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

if he is with merkel, then he is plotting. soros is directing them... this can't be good.

[–] Astronautilus [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Dude, why else would he go to Fiji without his wife and kids? Lol

[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Whoa dude, why did you take the handle of my band?

[–] dingomeat 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

There are pictures of him fleeing

[–] library_of_stupid 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Unless he was hauling ass and pushing people out of the way to get on the plane how exactly do you discern between "feeling" and "boarding"?

[–] sarrah 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

he suppose to be working on his next literary masterpiece. he needs his space.

[–] Lobotomy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Falsifying Birth Certificates and Defrauding an Entire Nation for Eight Full Years For Dummies, by B.H. Obama - In Stores Now!!

[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

He fled right after he realized that under his administration, spying and murder was legalized for top officials in government.

...sucks to be a democrat these days.

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well if he wasn't a Muslim he would know

You reap what you sow

[–] Osmanthus 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

[–] Freaktheswamp 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Are we sure that photo is from the same place? It's so tightly cropped.

[–] Beatnlck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Not to mention it looks different from every other photo in the gallery. Also didnt USA Today conveniently misrepresent the size of the Hiroshima nuke recently by listing it as 15 tons instead of kilotons when comparing it to the MOAB. Im calling fake news

[–] psychosomatic 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago  (edited ago)

All the way down at the bottom I find some truth. Why are my upvotes not showing up?

[–] wgtt911 2 points 10 points (+12|-2) ago 

Good stay away. We don't want you here... go to Africa and live with all your brothers and sisters

[–] Lobotomy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Actually, Malik Obama lives in Virginia, and he is one based as fuck dude.

[–] Tactical_Scrotum 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

It would be a shame if something happened to him where we couldn't protect him.

[–] gazillions 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

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