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[–] Spankydickerson 4 points 19 points (+23|-4) ago  (edited ago)

Why would conservatives want to hang out with a bunch of liberals? They would be outnumbered twenty to one in Starbucks. Crackerbarrel, Waffle House, and Hardys are where you should hang out if you want to hang with the conservatives. Look for places where most of the customers are wearing NASCAR hats and the pickup trunks outnumber cars in the parking lot.

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[–] Hlatbern 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

I would love a pickup trunk, but where the hell am I going to get sapient pear wood?

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[–] 8647335? 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Buy some inner-sewer-ants and burn down your tavern!

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[–] imnotabicycle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I have nothing of value to add, but, hahahahahahahaha

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[–] tendie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Cracker Barrel is the most implicitly white restaurant in America and it is amazing! Rocking chairs out front. 99% white. Open fireplace. Wear an NRA t-shirt and you'll get head nods. Cracker Barrel is the shit!

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[–] Crensch 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I... don't know where you live, but that sounds awesome. The one I went to had slaves lining up to get inside.

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[–] bob3333 3 points 2 points (+5|-3) ago 

So people supporting Middle Eastern regimes by driving gas hogs are conservative? Seems weird.

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[–] Super_Cooper 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

The USA consumes almost no middle eastern oil. Middle Eastern oil goes to Europe and Asia.

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[–] senpaithatignoresyou 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Most of the US oil comes from canada.

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[–] Spankydickerson 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

I drive a Prius to screw the oil companies and the Saudis.

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[–] fuzzybob13 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

well I live in ND and we have snow a Prius doesn't get me to work if there is more then 5" of snow so I'd miss what atleast 4 months of work

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[–] antiliberalsociety 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Trucks*