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[–] Ywis 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

I've called this before and I'm saying it again. The Clinton Foundation is buying PR for Chelsea because she's going to run in 2018.

Since the minute Hillary was out of the 2016 race Chelsea has been getting press for no reason.

She has a PR company ramping up her public image for a campaign she hasn't announced yet.

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[–] 8507682? 3 points 16 points (+19|-3) ago  (edited ago)

There's one major problem:

  • She is god-awful ugly.

The spin doctors at the DNC can figure out how to fabricate the appearance of her political ideology as being in line with the party's base,but there's only so much they can do to make her look like a human.

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

She's also comes off as dumb as a rock when she doesn't have a script in front of her. Not that it really makes any difference. People really won't be voting for her. They'll be voting for the agenda and the people that are working her strings.

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[–] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

She's less ugly than Bill's wife and Bill's wife managed to make it all the way to the presidential election.

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[–] Mr_Quagmire 8 points 7 points (+15|-8) ago  (edited ago)

Oh please, she isn't that bad looking. And even if she was, so what?

How about some actual reasons to dislike her instead of regurgitating this sophomoric theme every time her name is mentioned?

edit: just for the record, I 100% do not support her. I'd just rather have some intelligent discussion around her demerits instead of "hurr durr she looks like a horsey!!!!"

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[–] Ywis 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You never heard the phrase politics is Hollywood for ugly people? If Nancy Pelosi and Donna Brazil can be in politics while being that fugly Chelsea will make it.

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[–] DivisionX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Just look how ugly he is. He's probably their most expensive tranny. You know, besides me.

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[–] Bluetoothache 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Oh we could only hope

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[–] threepinplug 1 point 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

She's been in Hillary Clinton's vagina. That's 'above and beyond the call of duty' for anyone.

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[–] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Just because a xenomorph pops out of its host to later go on a killing spree doesn't mean we should recognize its birth as an accomplishment.

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[–] Hipsterrr 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

alien reference. i love you guy

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[–] DivisionX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The egg cracks not itself.

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[–] Phuc_Dat_Bich 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Huma can claim the same and is much more qualified than Chelsea

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[–] Figbash ago 

and survived!

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[–] TrevorLahey 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Kind of like a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing up to that point (and overlooking all of those subsequent drone strikes).

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Next month, Variety magazine will host its annual “Women in Power” luncheon, where it will pass out “lifetime achievement awards” to several lucky ladies who have dedicated their lives in the service of others.

So an important sounding yet ultimately meaningless award.

It is an award created to make headlines and fluff a resume.

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[–] Wedhro 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Nothing more than a gloryfied participation trophy.

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[–] DivisionX 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Basically it's the Queen's Jubilee Medal. They pin them on their subversive donkeys granting them false authority. He will end up with a whole book of them.

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[–] puggy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Dems are pushing hard to pump up her pathetic resume so they can run her for office. Next: AKC best in show for hounds.

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[–] SpaceCpt 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

They won't let her compete because no they have two different sires listed and her trainer won't let officials do a blood test.

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 1 point 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

Well, she has had to be the daughter of Bill and Hillary her whole life. So it is some type of accomplishment to have not committed suicide I suppose.

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[–] ilovepussy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Better if it was Patricide or Matricide. Better yet, both, followed by suicide.

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[–] jamesed 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Kind of like all those Latin American Military Officers that when shown in Dress Uniform have medals from their shoulder down to their waistline and from the button closure seam to the back. My question is what war did they fight in to get all those medals?

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[–] WotTheFook 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think that you really mean North Korean military medals. They seem to get one every year, probably for not getting shot with a howitzer during a purge.

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