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[–] Daeshaniqua 1 points 31 points (+32|-1) ago 

yet obama gets a free pass for doing 8 years of fuck all because he black

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[–] Melonlover 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Just like a normal work environment!

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[–] Doc_Brown_Lives 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Well he did play a helluva lot of golf, so thats something.

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[–] Joshiahis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He did more than fuck all... he weakened us for the caliphate... jerk

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[–] physicscat 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They spent all weekend reporting on the inauguration crowd numbers and Trump admin response. While they did, he...

  1. Narrowed down his SCOTUS choices to two.
  2. Put the kibosh on U.S. involvement in the TPP.
  3. Reversed Mexico City Policy.
  4. Freeze on all new federal hires, except in military.
  5. Reversed Obama action to make subprime mortgages easier to get.

He played them, I think.

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[–] heygeorge 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

He played them, I think.

What better way to make the protest marches a 2nd tier news item than to have your press sec. obviously lie and make a scene about something as silly as inaugural crowd size?

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[–] NakatomiBaby 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't forget Mattis smacking those isis bitches and kicking in the CDC's door with the FBI. All done today.

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[–] Joshiahis 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

they also got upset when briefed about proper addition, and how Reagan didnt have Youtube

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[–] kjell 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think they're already dead.

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[–] Eualos 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I wish

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[–] hungir_strike 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Sky's the limit, and space is the place. Hoping he finds new ways to keep us winning.

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[–] 7741843? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

His meeting with Musk was probably something along the lines of...

Well, I've been thinking about this for quite a few years now. It won't take too long to make America great again, I'm really good at what I do. What cool shit are you working on?

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[–] hungir_strike 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm not overfond of the big ole swangin dick military plan because it (in my limited opinion) Isn't necessary. Substantial private funding into a public space program sounds awesome though.

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[–] TURBOKEY 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

He could spearhead the mission to mars and that would deify Trump for generations to come.

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[–] gauss_markov 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

CHOO CHOO CAN'T STOP THE TRUMP TRAIN NOW BABY

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[–] powerpete 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

IT HAS NO BRAKES! WE COULDN'T STOP IF WE WANTED TO!

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[–] TheonGreyjoy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I'm sure the ctrl-left will create problems for Trump to fix.

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[–] Taxxman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hopefully he has enough spare time to make Europe great again, Would be mega.

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[–] DishingShitLikeA 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh My God. That is phenomenal! All europeans, true Europeans, should best embrace MEGA.

Did you steal that?

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[–] Taxxman 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Nope, Just noticed it when i spelled it out. Maybe I should start the MEGA movement.

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[–] 93503847569 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The Kremlin fed it to him.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

There is still a lot more to clean up. Write up a second Contract with America and pursue that for the second quarter. Do one for every quarter until 2024.

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[–] Eualos 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

And then advise Ivanka when she wins in 2024 as the first female president ever.

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[–] 7741877? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And they'll all be under budget and ahead of schedule.

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[–] manapot 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

7 years and 9 months *

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