[–] Tancred 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago 

Mice are getting into the kitchen. Who should protect it: Tom or Jerry?

They went with Jerry.

[–] Rummel 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Tbh Tom was really bad at catching Jerry

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He shoulda got himself one of them Acme catalogs, I hear they have all kindza gadgets for catching critters...

[–] ginx2666 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

But Jerry is a fucking cunt though.

[–] MrPong 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

foreigners that aren't patriot conservatives are by definition suspicious

[–] lIlllllIIIllIIlI 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Trumps building a wall between Mexico so they're loop holing through the Canadian border.

You sly Oligarchy.

[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I wouldnt be surprised if eventually (impyling muslims dont take over and the art of writing goes extinct) history books will tell that this was actually plan B if Trump wins.

[–] vacvape 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You can read their full history in the lumps of their women's skulls.

[–] misinformation 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel like it was either or. Okay you get your Mexican wall so here's our backup plan we've been simultaneously planning to do just in case of this situation.

[–] RedditisPropaganda25 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

Canada ready to be the next rape-epidemic-country besides Germany and Sweden?

[–] Grifter42 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Good luck when they reach Alaska.

They'll have .454 sized holes blasted through them.

[–] josemon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Canadian here. Seriously thinking about moving to the US as a long term plan. Alaska would be one of the top choices since I'm already used to the weather.

[–] Jixijenga 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

God damn it I love the .454 Casull, I need to really build up my machine shop so I can experiment with it more.

That and caseless rounds, I'm at the point now where I'm like, "do I buy lab supplies or tools?"

[–] equilibrium 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

.454 Casull FTW

[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Enrichment*

[–] 0x4F 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"If you rape our women, you win"

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Little Potato doesn't speak for everybody.

[–] KrakenCentaur 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Because it's the current year!

[–] JoJoVoat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They've recently had one pedo takedown..

[–] Troll 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago 

We're gonna need a bigger wall.

[–] q0p 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wall of lead... It is going to get to the point that if we actually MAGA we will simply have to have a bounty on illegals on the border... It will be like big game hunting.

[–] backnblack92 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Bounty systems are the best way to deal with shit like this. That's how Australia eventually defeated the Emu menace. They went to war with them twice and lost with their military, so the third time they just put bounties for farmers and hunters to collect and they were cleared up rather quickly

[–] ravensedgesom 2 points 20 points (+22|-2) ago 

Canada it was nice knowing you but you've been cucked

[–] PeaceSeeker 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Once I get my degree I am seriously considering moving to the United States and becoming a U.S. Citizen. I love Canada (at least what Canada used to be) but our constitution is shit and our governments seem perpetually cucked and I think another 3 years of this one will doom us almost irreversibly--Germany or France levels of doom.

There are few men throughout history I admire more than the American Founding Fathers and no document I admire more than the American Constitution. That background coupled with a Trump presidency (assuming Trump does what I anticipate he will) and I'm sold.

[–] anonnynonny 0 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago  (edited ago)

It's odd how much it affects me hearing someone outside of the US vocalize an appreciation for what we traditionally stand for. Seems quite rare these days - even from my fellow citizens, much less foreigners. You are the type of immigrant we desperately need, and the type we used to accept regularly.

Thank you for your comment, it really improved my mood.

[–] WhoFramedReaderRabit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I wish you all the luck becoming American. Your the kind of Immigrant we need.

Our immigration policy is fucked up though. Even with your degree, expect to jump through all sorts of hoops to get citizenship. My buddy, from Canada, has been waiting 2 years now, despite having two degrees, and being married to an American woman. Meanwhile any dumb shit from south of the border can waltz in without much hindrance.

Hopefully Trump will change that to make easier for qualified individuals like yourself to immigrate and harder for illegal aliens.

[–] q0p 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You sir are speaking the right words... Are you a good shot? I have a feeling we will need good shooters.

[–] ravensedgesom 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I like Canada too I use to visit quite often, but I have been following Canadian politics and policies. It is becoming quite apparent that Canadians need to get politically active and reassert their traditions and values. Clearly Mr. Trudeau is just a all about appearance and not representative of maintaining a ideal country for the native people. I definitely sympathize with your predictment, but for the people in the states it is essential that Canadian people have security and a political class that is genuine in serving their people. Also I can't wait to see the Trump and Trudeau meeting/interaction.

[–] Gorillion 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oh, they're already gone. This is about the US Northern Border.

[–] MrPong 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's not over until it's over

[–] Shekelstein6M 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Average IQ of Somalia is 68. The chance of this guy having an IQ higher than 90 is less than 2%. Good job Canada.

[–] 0x4F 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nice hair though...

[–] UsedToCuck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

LOL I get it

[–] vacvape 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Should prove to be an exceedingly popular move.

[–] agilemittens 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I can't tell you how brutal of news this is as a Canadian, if Trump makes it great down there I'll easily move my skilled white patriotic ass south

[–] Selfpropelled 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm coming too. We'll split the costs.

[–] agilemittens 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Fuck yeah man, gas will get cheaper at the border!

[–] spookybm 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

You mean unpatriotic... you'd be an ExPat.

[–] agilemittens 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I would find new patriotism, so yes an expat

[–] MrPim 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The Pat in expat isnt patriot.

Expatriate An expatriate (often shortened to expat) is a person temporarily or permanently residing in a country other than that of their citizenship. The word comes from the Latin terms ex ("out of") and patria ("country, fatherland").

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