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[–] AOU 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

More on point 4:

Mayo dumpsters are easy targets.

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[–] frenemy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

to quote full metal jacket, 'you just don't lead 'em so much!'

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[–] epsilona01 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I just assumed the 300lb person was like some linebacker looking mofo, not someone who can't find it in their own folds :) Then we'd be talking death by suffocation more than rape anyway