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[–] theangstofmen 1 points 25 points (+26|-1) ago  (edited ago)

In an unfortunate accident "Notch", the creator of the very famous video game Minecraft, was found at the bottom of a mine where he had two pick-axes protruding from the back of his skull. Police have ruled it an unfortunate accident as it was deemed that he slipped and fell backwards into the pick-axes. A creeper was the only known suspect of the unfortunate accident but the creature had exploded itself by the time the police caught up to question it.

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[–] Womb_Raider 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Wouldn't it be funny if we started jokingly calling Jihadists creepers?

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[–] theangstofmen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"#notallcreepers"

By jove, you are onto something.

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[–] Millennial_Falcon [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

lel

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[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

A terrible mining accident.

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[–] theangstofmen 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Has there ever been a positive mining accident?

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[–] quantokitty 2 points 14 points (+16|-2) ago 

Awesome!

Upvoat for Notch! Hopefully, others will be redpilled or just quit fearing speaking out that the issues raised by these emails are beyond disturbing. Then there was the evidence found in the social media accounts of a certain pizza shop owner. Then there are all the "businesses" and "museums" that were never advertised and had no customers. Codewords, children's pics, a magazine started that featured kids with dark circles and had a sketch "cartoon" of how a baby might end up in an oven.

So not funny .... so very not funny. Also so unexplainable except for one way when you put everything together. And the Cannibal Queen's odd penchant for snatching "orphans" off the streets of Haiti is bizarre. How do you determine someone is an orphan if they're walking down the street? Don't you need to go through a screening process? The fact that this was being coordinated that was arrested for trying to human traffic 33 children that weren't orphans across the border is more than obscene.

LOCKHERUP

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[–] CeepsNo 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Pewdiepie and Notch redpilled the younger generation. I guess they must be KGB agents, rapists, and time traveling nazis now.

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[–] AssFaceSandwich2 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

LOL LOL

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[–] Ocelot 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Notch, be prepared to hire protection.

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[–] EricKaliberhall 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

  • like the Swedish woman in Haiti, where they're not super happy with the involvement of the Clinton foundation.

I believe Notch is referring to Monica Petersen, she is not Swedish but her name is.

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[–] Godwillwin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Agreed. I think that's who he must be talking about. Weren't there some Swedish reporters that were killed meeting for dinner though? So many mysterious deaths that it's hard to remember the particulars surrounding all of them

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[–] Reversible 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think that was in Finland. But again, that may have been a false flag attack, to deter independent researchers.

Remember, tabloid journalists are digging for incriminating evidence on prominent figures all the time. They have a lot of success, but still, most of them reach old age like the rest of us. I think we should work on the assumption that these are PSYOPs to put off citizen researchers/journalists from digging deeper. We should see it as a worn-out fear-mongering technique.

However, that doesn't mean it's safe to pursue these people, either. We should still take steps to keep our identities hidden. That means the unusual: don't use Gmail or Hotmail, use a decent VPN like Mullvad, take cash with you on your investigations in the physical real world and don't take smartphones or credit cards on your person.

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[–] EricKaliberhall 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

There is no such thing in Sweden, and by that I mean reporters or journalists. No Swedish suicides that I know of.

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[–] Are_we_sure 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Daily Beast did an article on his tweets. Notch says he is going to call his lawyers.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/minecraft-creator-alleges-global-conspiracy-involving-pizzagate-a-manufactured-race-war-a-missing-tabloid-toddler-and-holistic-medicine

@notch
Notch Retweeted Ben Collins

Nope, I said this is what people mean when they talk about it. I said I believe reality is never as bad as it might seem.

Ben CollinsVerified account @oneunderscore__ New from us: Minecraft's Creator Alleges Global Conspiracy Involving Pizzagate, a 'Race War,’ and Holistic Medicine

@notch I'll get my lawyers involved.

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[–] Godwillwin 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Crazy that no one writes articles on Keith Olbermann's outrageous tweets. Notch was very matter of fact and clearly stated that some weird stuff is making the public concerned. He clearly said no to the reporters direct assertation. He simply stated that the public finds these things very unusual therefore it's concerning.

One thing that was a big talking point at the beginning of all this almost a year ago is no explanation for any of the strange emails, behaviors, drawings, art, etc etc etc were provided. All they do is laugh and paint is crazy and say "they're so crazy thinking children are sold out of a basement of a pizza shop." But never once have they welcomed an investigation to prove their innocence! Nor have they even provided an explanation to ANY of these concerning oddities. And it's been 11 months!!! No email explanation. No mural explanation. No heavy breathing nor instagram account explanation. No haiti explanation. NOTHING!

But they're spending MILLIONS of our tax dollars investigating freaking Russia when time and time again officials have reported NO EVIDENCE as well as Assange. It's OUTRAGEOUS people. OUTRAGEOUS that not one investigation into suspected pedophile traffickers has been opened. Not ONE! And the pajama factory guy even called himself of his brother a pedo openly on instagram! All of the circumstantial evidence and past cases (Haiti, the pentagon, the pedo politicians, etc etc etc) warrant at LEAST one investigation!!

IT'S OUTRAGEOUS! but those antifas say we have a kkk problem!

WANT TO BANG MY HEAD ON THE WALLLLLLLL!!!!!

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[–] Vindicator 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

WANT TO BANG MY HEAD ON THE WALLLLLLLL!!!!!

Imagine how we make them feel, Godwillwin. They are going to crazy lengths to try to crush what we are saying. And they can't. Vice makes people weak and ultimately destroys them. All we have to do is keep going. :-)

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[–] Schweiz 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Lmao just look at that reporters face. Look into his eyes. Deeply. Try to see his soul. Think that, that man, is either two things. A complete utter shittard, or a sympathizer, if not one himself, of pedophiles.

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[–] Godwillwin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They say we "falsely believe" 🙄 They also say we think "the democrats" were running a ring though most of us have agreed that it's not JUST the democrats. Then they say out of the blue that notch bought a however million dollar mansion in California! What does that have to with anything?! Do they mention the homes JayZ and Beyoncé but when they CAMPAIGN for the most corrupt family on the planet?! No!

I'm realllllllly getting sick of the lies, hypocrisy, smears & violence by these child torturers and their media.

one last thing: they said there's no basement. THEY HAVE YET TO PROVE THERE'S NO BASEMENT! AND IF THERES NOT ONE THERE, THERE'S ONE AT PEGASUS! And there very well may be more at BESTA, BUCKS, POSE & POETRY & TERRA SOL!

We need to hit up the police and FBI some more. Let's flood them with tweets and emails again. It's almost been a year since I last implored the help of the police and FBI.

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[–] kazza64 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

he is going down the rabbit hole. once you start its a slippery slope and he will be red pilled. theres no going back.

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[–] gamepwn 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

He's on a roll haha! Good for him!!!!

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