You are viewing a single comment's thread.

view the rest of the comments →


[–] pizzaequalspedo 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

You beat me to the punch.

This is all according to Satan's plan


[–] bopper 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Was trying to give the post a quick bump so they'd leave it up.


[–] pby1000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lucifer, not Satan...


[–] bopper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Pagans know more about Lucifer than the average church-goer:

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse

Or I'll lay your soul to waste.


[–] 8601002? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

More misconceptions about the Devil Myth: Lucifer is another name for the Devil.

Fact: The Hebrew word that in some Bibles is translated “Lucifer” means “shining one.” (Isaiah 14:12) The context shows that this term refers to the dynasty, or line of kings, of Babylon, which God would humiliate for its arrogance. (Isaiah 14:4, 13-20) The expression “shining one” was used to mock the Babylonian dynasty after it was overthrown.

Myth: Satan works for God as a “prosecuting attorney.”

Fact: The Devil is God’s enemy, not his servant. Satan the Devil opposes and falsely accuses people who serve God.—1 Peter 5:8; Revelation 12:10.