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[–] goatboy 7 points 35 points (+42|-7) ago  (edited ago)

He wasn't very good. The mouths look like they came out of a Simpsons episode. And charcoal on rock, seriously? Who the fuck does the artist think he is Banksy? This asshole was the original hipster wannabe.

I mean if you have nothing to do all day long, but eat, shit, and make art- you should at least be good at art. What, was he too busy attending cave galas and smooshing with the local art scene to take time for his own art. What an impostor!

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[–] irishredfox 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

Of course a philistine like yourself wouldn't understand the subtleties of the masters of 'Rock Art' era of art. By using charcoal, the artist was challenging our assumptions of what material should be used for art. See his other works "Bear with crushed grass" and "Bird with Dung" for more examples of this.

And eschewing classic ideas of perspective and proportions is such a radical jab at the art establishment. Really, it's refreshing to see such a classical example of someone deconstructing 'art'.

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[–] goatboy 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Your interpretation is droll and pedantic. "Bear with crushed grass" was clearly a self-congratulatory mockery of the LGBT movement and neither philanthropist nor thespian would dare to trumpet its accolades, lest they be mocked and ridiculed from our most prestigious art scene.

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[–] novictim 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] elgindelta 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

funniest comment I have seen in a while:)

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[–] 3017887? 2 points 12 points (+14|-2) ago 

misogynistic assumption? (/s)

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[–] 9-11 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

women are good at other forms of art, like food art and seamstress related things (fashion), arts/crafts, room decor, etc

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[–] maliblue 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

But that has nothing to do with cave paintings...

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[–] YoloSwag4Jesus420 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What about Queen Boudica? I would say she turned killing Romans into an art form.

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[–] didntsayeeeee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'd never thought about that.

Women have been participating in artistic activities for centuries. Music, writing and painting have certainly been considered fine pursuits for ladies since way back when. But although there have undisputedly been great female novelists, and maybe great poets, there are no great female artists or composers.

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[–] ASacrificialHerring 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You've never heard of a man cave?

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[–] Schrodingers_Spy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But but the earth is only 5000 years old!? How could this be!?

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Go home, Dr Carson, you're drunk.

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[–] plankO 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

 Initial investigation has revealed that the bodies of the cubs were not infected with anthrax

what a relief

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[–] klobos 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

HA! Is that real? Will this classic ever die if it hasn't in 20k years. Why do I get the feeling that after we meet an alien race they will get home and find a giant cock and balls scratched onto their spaceship.

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[–] TheDude2 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

No matter your position on things, drawing dicks on stuff is funny. (unless it is my car window you bastards)

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Looks like a satire site

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[–] The_Green_Bastard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Haha, I like to go to work and friends houses and draw dicks everywhere. I will go to stores and do this too. I just open to random pages of notebooks and draw a cock to be found later. I don't know why, but the idea of someone turning a page one day to be dumbfounded about how a giant dick got in their notebook, it just rolls me over with laughter. I'm nearly pissing my pants now thinking about it.

I never tell anyone I do this either, so 99% of the time I don't even know about them finding the cocks, just the idea of it is enough to kill me with humor. But damn if I don't have to leave the room to avoid busting out with laughter on the rare occasions I get to hear my boss or a friend say to themselves, "Who keeps drawing these fucking dicks everywhere?!"

Jesus this is funny to me. I used to work in restaurants and this guy David would make dicks out of everything, dough, fruit, meat, he would carve and shape food into dicks and leave it for you to find later. It was hilarious! You're in the middle of a dinner rush and pull a tray of dough, open it, and it's just a giant penis shaped dough ball. You laugh or shrug it off and grab the next tray. 20 minutes later you reach under you line for some more julienned beets, and inside the cambro is just a single beet carved into a little red cock and balls. The next dick was always right around the corner. I remember these girls came into our kitchen one time to stock our first aid kit (we actually had an outside company do this as insane as that sounds) and they opened the case to find a dried out dick of dough. They looked at us like our kitchen was full of Nazis. Our manager walks off to find David and tell him that he needs to chill out on the dick sculptures. David did not chill out on the dick sculptures. God damn it I miss that guy.

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would draw cats too

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[–] SilverBanana 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Also, it is painting of a mountain lion now extinct.

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[–] PlasmaDistortion 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Technically I believe it is actually called a Cave Lion. They are now extinct but they recently found a cubs remains.

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[–] EndDrugAndOtherWars 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

poor little kittens never had a chance

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[–] novictim 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Geez...I did not know that. That makes this "artists" work even more disrespectful than I could have imagined. What an asshole.

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[–] frankenham 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

DRAWING GIANT PUSSY EVERYWHERE

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