[–] con77 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

600 lbs runs 40 mph

[–] CanadianNatSoc 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Absolute apex king

[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

the Lion would like to have a word

[–] hambcinco 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

believe it or not, grizzly and Kodiak bears can also reach 40mph.

[–] con77 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

and run over small trees

[–] RoundWheel 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Someone needs to post that video of guys riding elephants through tall grass and the tiger leaps.

[–] HappyGoLuckyGoy 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

You mean this one?

[–] DFW 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Sit one more inch forward and that dude would be singing soprano for the rest of his life.

[–] Glipglup 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Yeah for about 30 seconds. Cardio matters, lift kings.

[–] thecajunone 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

It's all they need

[–] totallynotFBI 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Most people can't all-out sprint for 30 seconds.

[–] Zed_Leppelin 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

He knows frosted flakes are full of estrogen that turns you queer. Never eats that shit.

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Obligate carnivore. Extreme keto.

[–] Gigglestick ago 

Does... does that work? What about broccoli and or eggs? Can I eat those?

[–] karkov 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

and a zoo tiger at that

[–] peacegnome 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

yeah, if that's a tiger who never gets to actually run...

[–] Butterbread 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

'member that zoo tiger that decided to leap out of its enclosure that Christmas Day in San Francisco and kill those fuckers who were throwing shit at it? I 'member.

[–] karkov 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

that was a good day

[–] Wahaha 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah.. tigers are not to be fucked with.

[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Great tricep definition

[–] tanukihat 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Shredded

[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Like its prey

[–] Stubbabubba 1 point 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

And he's never done pushups. Eat meat people

[–] Im_Steve 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Gorillas eat plants. Wouldn't fuck with them.

[–] Stubbabubba 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

True but were meant to eat meat. Vegans prove that.

[–] MrPank 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Tigers are scary but bears still scare me more.

[–] DavidsHogg 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Gorillas scare me the most.

[–] MrPank 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

lol Gorillas also scare the shit out of me - still less worried about a gorilla chimping out than a nigger.

[–] Maggotfeast 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm with you there, they seem unpredictable as fuck.

[–] kammmmak 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you 'see' a tiger in the wild you are fucked. A bear meh not so bad. You have a chance even kodiak.

[–] LoveRight ago 

If you look at the tiger, it won't attack you.

[–] Maggotfeast 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Why? Bears are big chickens, 99% of the time they book it the other direction when they see a human. I don't know as much about tigers but they are more predatory and bears are scavengers.

[–] lanre 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Black bears are. Hungry brown bears and polar bears not so much from what I hear.

[–] MrPank 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Because bears are an actual thing where I live. My name aint Randajar or some shit.

ETA: That 1% though

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Tigers are smart enough to attack humans from behind for best ambush. You can confuse them by wearing a mask on the back of your head, but only at first.

[–] Greasy ago  (edited ago)

I guess twinks aren't as intimidating.

[–] MrPank ago 

Oiled up or not?

[–] Gigglestick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Tigers are the biggest and nicest of the Feline Family. They will share kills if another tiger is kind back.

They are excellent swimmers.

The bristles on the tiger’s tongue can also strip skin, fur, feathers, and meat off its prey.

Tigers now only roam 7% of its normal range in Asia due to hunting and habitat destruction.

They have been dated to over 2 million years ago, ergo making them extremely durable.

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