[–] MrPim 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

$10 says the nigger is armed cause he's scared of the chicken. Not joking

[–] Splooge [S] 0 points 34 points (+34|-0) ago 

Nigs really are irrationally afraid of other animals.

I used to take care of my buddy’s GSD, she was a big girl. Growled at niggers from down the block, they’d cross the street to avoid her. In a couple cases they even took off running, babbling about how “dat nigga gots ah bigayzz dawg!!”

[–] MrPim 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Essentially any animal they aren't sure they can kill w no effort is terrifying. If unarmed they would flee from a small pod of penguin.

[–] Airborne_Hillbilly 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Probably an evolutionary thing. The wild dogs in Africa are still very much wild killers who are incredibly successful hunters (something like a 98% success rate on every hunt-basically if they target you they kill you). They were unable to domesticate the wild dog like others around the world did so they never gained the love and appreciation for them.

[–] Zestyclose_Marketing 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Probably because niggers are lile animals. Any sudden movements put them on alert like a cat.

[–] blumen4alles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In Return to Oz 1985 the Nome King is terrified of chickens.

[–] with_love 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

[–] Splooge [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Ah haaaa. Now that makes more sense, kek

[–] LostInTheStatic 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

But what about the chicken part?

[–] DishingShitLikeA 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Import low trust "societies" as a weapon of war. Works every time.

[–] CrackerSlant 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Curious how many of the numerous black on black murders were executed this way.

[–] ViperCarbz ago 

Old AF, too.

[–] greydragon 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

It reminds me of this picture from ages ago: Unexplainable

[–] Thereunto 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Beer + chicken = tasty chicken?

Gun + thug = impatient for chicken?

[–] neogag 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The white guy's an undercover cop playing the role of the chicken's henchman in a drug sting. They almost got busted but giving the chicken a drink convinced the jogger it was legit.

[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

In some alternate universe this is true.

[–] Lige 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Around blacks never relax!

[–] LurkedForever 1 point 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

beat me to it.

[–] Guy_Gadbous 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you think he can "legally"own that gun?

[–] tony2shirts 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He bought it off Tyrone for tree fiddy...

[–] JJNova 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I'd also have a weapon at the ready if someone comes up to me looking like Freddy Krueger.

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