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Yes I've seen one. I'm a cunting aussie. I shat one out this morning. Takes 5 seconds to look up what an actual baby platypus looks like if you're not geographically or gastrointestinally blessed.
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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 1 point 28 points 29 points (+29|-1) ago
Thats a sculpture
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah, I knew something was off.
[–] Uncle_Slob 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Are these reddit guy reta... Nevermind.
[–] mostaccioli ago
it looks like the baby from that dinosaur movie
[–] lord_nougat 1 point 17 points 18 points (+18|-1) ago
But what does baby platypus taste like?
[–] [deleted] 1 point 42 points 43 points (+43|-1) ago
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Chingchong bing bong? ACK!
*Dies from some weird disease
[–] Splooge 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Zing.
Or in this case, chingggggg.
[–] tokui 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
A unique medley of Duck + Cat, with sturdy piscine aromatic notes. Mouthfeel is generously rewarding.
7/10 (Wuhan Market Scale)
[–] operation_wetvac 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
MSG and duck sauce.
[–] lord_nougat ago
You have obviously dined at Chef Dong's.
[–] Penguinpecker 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Pussy
[–] BentAxel 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Noooo. That is not a baby platypus. Please do not believe this.
[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Why does the little one only have 3 toes when live ones have 5 toes?
[–] tokui 1 point 6 points 7 points (+7|-1) ago
(poly resin)
[–] performance 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's a dangerous question that you don't want an answer to.
[–] G0P2 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Platypus pup
[–] Inquisitioner ago
That's a LOT weirder than I would've expected.
[–] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Not even what they look like, faggot.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
[–] PhimoticEmbrace 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Yes I've seen one. I'm a cunting aussie. I shat one out this morning. Takes 5 seconds to look up what an actual baby platypus looks like if you're not geographically or gastrointestinally blessed.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
This reminds me of the aliens.
Ok, I'm having a hard time finding two platypus babiesthatlook alike.And they're all adorable.
https://i.redd.it/e0p4mq7nrrr01.jpg
Echidna babies are sadlyhideous. Pangolin babies, adorable.
[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Now I want a platypus