[–] Eraebus 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

I mean she did have two brain aneurisms

[–] cultivated_ignorance 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke, has just revealed her battle with two life-threatening brain aneurysms affected her self-esteem and left her feeling “deeply unattractive.”

After my operations, I didn’t want to look at my own face...I don’t normally, but all my emotions were heightened. When I looked in the mirror, I just saw pain in my eyes. I found it very, very difficult. I used to put on make-up without looking in the mirror, which probably made me look a lot worse.

[–] FullSemiAutomatic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

[–] BurqaFart 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Who is this? Has she never heard of mutilated baby dick topical cream?

Errybody's doing it.

[–] ToFat2Fish 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Shalom, I like to put it on my bagels. What it's a Jewish thing, dont be so antisemitic.

[–] EdSnowden 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

When noseberg forgets to switch accounts

[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Oy vey! It's also kocher! We make sure the baby is in tremendous pain when we cut the meat!

[–] Shishamo 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Is this that game of thrones woman?

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That’s what I thought but it can’t be

[–] ToFat2Fish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Same

[–] Awful-Falafel 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Homer Simpson’s make-up shotgun was set to “whore.”

[–] Empress 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There's absolutely no way she could have applied liquid liner to her lower lid without looking in a mirror. Nope. A make-up artist did this.

[–] TXRepublicMovement 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I wish the caterpillar eyebrows trend would go away

[–] Ashra 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

wtf is with the blush? Who would look in the mirror and be like "yeah, looks good!"

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Someone who had two brain aneurysms, perhaps? Brain damage can do weird things to one's sense of personal style. I mean, probably.

[–] CobraStallone 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

How does an aneurysm fuck up your face? Legit asking, my father had facial paralysis on one side of his face he overcame, so I know stuff happens, I just don't get the aneurysm=wrinkles mechanism here.

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

See the above quote by @cultivated_ignorance

Seems like maybe she wasn't looking

[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I call that expression "I may have just shit my pants"

[–] YoHomie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

She may have even shit someone else's pants too.

[–] Gigglestick 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

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